River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
HOGWARTS
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
Name | Elva 'River' Luxley
House | Slytherin
Age | 11 years old
Wand | 29,8 cm dogwood and unicorn hair
School Year | Second
Patronus | N/A
Species | Human
Blood Status | Pureblood
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:09, edited 16 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
Thread TrackerKey:
Little firstie doesn't quite know how people work ]
Date Started/Joined:
04-04-2024The Sounds of Spring ]
Date Started/Joined:
04-04-2024Yesterday ]
Date Started/Joined:
06-04-2024Everything she wanted Date Started/Joined:
06-04-2024Come join us Date Started/Joined:
13-04-2024Late Night Studies Date Started/Joined:
16-04-2024Brother in (Ch)arms Date Started/Joined:
16-04-2024Little Bit of Trouble Date Started/Joined:
21-06-2024Hidden Up High Date Started/Joined:
22-06-2024A Chaotic Scene Date Started/Joined:
27-06-2024A Magical Sleepover... Without The Magic Date Started/Joined:
08-07-2024Somebody help! Date Started/Joined:
14-07-2024I'm a Hugger, Not a Fighter... Date Started/Joined:
25-07-2024A Familiar Friend Date Started/Joined:
14-07-2024Things Unfamiliar and New Date Started/Joined:
24-07-2024A Clumsy First Encounter Date Started/Joined:
24-07-2024Second Year
Reducio
Quiet Time.............................................................. Date Started/Joined:
05-07-2024Nighttime Beneath The Lake Date Started/Joined:
21-07-2024Splish Splash I didn't Want To Take A Bath Date Started/Joined:
25-07-2024Memories I Wish Would Fade Date Started/Joined:
29-07-2024Third Year
ReducioN/AFourth Year
ReducioN/AFifth Year
ReducioN/ASixth Year
ReducioN/ASeventh Year
ReducioN/AAdulthood
ReducioN/A
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:09, edited 36 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Her Wand•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
This wand's length is towards the middle of the spectrum. The magic it produces is powerful, but at the same time, there is a high degree of control and precision over the spells it casts.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
Dogwood wands are quirky and mischievous; they have playful natures and insist upon partners who can provide them with scope for excitement and fun. It would be quite wrong, however, to deduce from this that dogwood wands are not capable of serious magic when called upon to do so; they have been known to perform outstanding spells under difficult conditions, and when paired with a suitably clever and ingenious witch or wizard, can produce dazzling enchantments. An interesting foible of many dogwood wands is that they refuse to perform non-verbal spells and they are often rather noisy.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
Wand flexibility or rigidity denotes the degree of adaptability and willingness to change possessed by the wand-and-owner pair. This wand is rather bendy, indicating a high ability to be flexible in the spells produced and adaptability to change.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
Neater wands favour more elegant and refined spell-casting.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
This wand is perfect for a witch that can take it to exciting and amusing adventures.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•
Information taken from www.wizardingworld.com
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:08, edited 10 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
•~•Relationship Chart•~•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
Malin Penns - Friends
->Met in the rehearsal room in First Year, played music together and agreed to go to the ball together.
Linda Ramirez - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Alliasta Holista - Friends
->Met during the summer hols between First and Second Year at a sleepover Emily Shephard invited them to.
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
Genevieve Delacourt - Friends
->Met near the Black Lake in First Year, River found her playing the violin.
Emily Shephard - Friends
->Met in the library with Violet Moon in First Year, bonded over a shared love of books and talked about their families and growing up with/without magic.
Simon Poe - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Minnie Duke - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Reyna Evergreen - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Emma Wynn - Acquaintances
->Met in the Hospital Wing in First Year, both had injuries and chatted while River was being treated.
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
Anthony Kingsmage - Friends
->Met in the library with Malin Penns in First Year, bonded over his interest in her Hyperthymesia and runic carvings in the jewelry she wears.
Victoria Lena Jones - Friends
->Met on top of one of the shelves in the library in First Year, bonded over echanging friendship jewelry and chatting with each other.
Elizabeth Stonewall - Enemies
->Met in the Great Hall in First Year, pranked River by casting Tarantellegra on her and embarrassed her.
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
•§•
Alexandra Grey - Friends
->Met in the Slytherin common room in First Year, bonded over their shared like of magical creatures and having parents who are/were magizoologists.
Achlys Bellerose - Friends
->Met in the Slytherin common room in First Year, bonded over talking about magical creatures and growing up with/without magic.
Violet Moon - Friends
->Met in the library with Emily Shephard in First Year, bonded over a love of books and Violet's interest in River's Hyperthymesia.
Miracle Clark - Acquaintances
->Met in the Grand Hall in First Year and talked a bit.
Mia Fuzy - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Geraldine Lund - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Emily Ramirez - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Kaitlyn Connor - Acquaintances
->Met in the courtyard in First Year, had a picnic together with some others.
Coraline Callum- Friends
->River met her in the Library during Second Year and liked her cheerful personality, thinking of her as a kind of little sister-figure.
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:08, edited 14 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
About Her
Physical Description:ReducioShe has long, waist length black hair that is mostly straight but has a slight waviness to it. Her eyes are an ice-like grey-blue and are fox-shaped. There is a small mole under the outer corner of her left eye. She is 4'9 with a thin, willowy body frame and her skin is quite pale. She tends to have a naturally bored expression on her face which, paired with her icy-blue eyes, gives off a rather cold and unapproachable look. She has long slender fingers and tends to wear at least 2 sliver rings at all times. She has 2 helix piercings on both ears and wears small silver studs or rings in them most of the time as well as a standard lobe piercing, also usually with studs or ring earrings in them.Mental Description:ReducioShe has a rather quiet and awkward personality, but if she's comfortable around someone then she tends to be quite blunt and sarcastic. She prefers reading books more than interacting with others most of the time and rather dislikes having to work with large groups, preferring to work with 2 or 3 other people at most. She has a particular fondness for all types of animals or magical creatures, muggle or magical (her parents allowed her to read books on the more mundane species, so she knows a lot about them even if she's never seen many in real life). She's rather ignorant of the ongoings of the greater wizarding world and politics involved, due to her isolated upbringing. She has hyperthymesia, so she remembers everything she has experienced, good or bad.Biography:ReducioShe grew up raised to be a pureblood heiress, having tutors in etiquette, dance and piano since she was 4 years old. Her parents are rather protective of her as her mother had gone through a few miscarriages before she was born, so she grew up a little isolated from the outside world, resulting in her rather awkward personality around others that she doesn't know very well. She grew up with a lot of love from her parents, but she does not have any friends prior to coming to Hogwarts. She spends most of her days either studying, reading or interacting with the various creatures kept at her estate.
Her mother is a pureblood, coming from the Noble House of Hembley from England. She has straight, shoulder length dark brown hair and icy-blue eyes. She is rather tall and is an ex-magizoologist who now works as a housewife, taking care of River and their various creatures along with the aid of their house elves, who are treated quite well thank you very much.
Her father is the Lord to the Noble and Ancient House of Luxley, a pureblood family hailing from Norse origins who settled into England in the late 18th century. He has slightly curly jet-black hair and grey eyes, is about 6'1 and fairly muscular as he works as an auror for the Ministry of Magic.First Instance of Magic:ReducioHer first instance of magic was when she was 19 months old, according to her parents, and she summoned one of her toys to herself that had been on the other side of the room. She also turned her father's hair green when he annoyed her by taking away one of her books when she was 3. she has had a couple other instances of accidental magic since then, but none are of much note.History:Reducio
Elena Hembley was an English pureblood witch from a Noble House, sorted Slytherin during her first year at Hogwarts and passed her NEWTs with 6 O's and an EE. She excelled in Care of Magical Creatures and went on to become a magizoologist. After an incident involving an escaped boomslang during a routine Diagon Alley trip, she bumps into Damien Luxley, the young Lord of the Ancient and Noble House of Luxley.
Reducio(Damien's ancestors had settled into England in the late 18th century, leaving their Scandinavian roots, but still kept many of their traditions such as worshiping Norse Gods such as Odin, Loki, etc. They lost their original surname overtime, adopting the more "English" sounding title of Luxley.)
An instant connection was made, the young Auror trainee falling head over heels for the beautiful blue-eyed woman. After a few dates around the alley and other magical towns, they entered a formal courtship and married at age 24.
Unfortunately, their married life was not as joyful as they had hoped. After agreeing that they wanted a family, they tried multiple times to have a child, all ending in miscarriages that left poor Elena in declining health despite magical aid. Until their miracle girl was born.
A beautiful little girl with thick slightly wavy black hair and the clearest blue-grey they had ever seen. She was a perfect mix of her parents, with Elena's wavy locks and blue tint to her eyes, while her black locks matched her father along with the greyness of their eyes. the small mole at the outer corner of her left eye simply added to her preciousness.
The Luxley Estate was in a joyous uproar at the sound of her cries, Elena nearly wept at the sound. (Damian did shed a few tears, no matter how much he would later deny it).
However, this relief soon turned into a jittery anxiousness. What if she fell out of her crib? What if she accidentally crawled to close to one of the various creatures, kept at the manor for Elena to take care of study, and she got trampled by a hippogriff?! More and more "What if" scenarios filled the new parents' minds.
Damien took a leave of absence from his duties so he could care for his newborn while Elena retired from her career as a magizoologist, although she still took care of her creatures with the help of the Luxley house elves (all dressed in small uniforms with the house crest on the right breast pocket, made by the elves themselves after being gifted rolls of fabric to use so that they would not be unjustly dismissed).
Damien would eventually return to his duties as Elena took care of little Elva and the rest of the household.
By the time she was 19-months-old, Elva had her first bout of accidental magic. She summoned her favourite toy, a small black snake doll named Loki, that had been on the other side of the room. She was still getting the hang of moving around and after the 5th attempt failed at retrieving her toy she had been near tears. Suddenly, the snake had floated towards the now giggling baby, shaky and nearly dropping multiple times before settling innocently in front of River.
Damien was devastated that he had been at work at the time and had missed it, immediately dragging his smug wife over to their pensieve so that he could witness it himself.
Elva had made her love of reading quite obvious fairly early on, crying every time story time had to end before she was finished. A notable instance being when she was 3, her father had just taken her book of Norse fairytales which resulted in a tantrum so big her magic turned his hair green in retaliation.
When she was 4, her parents decided to have her be tutored in etiquette, dance and piano, starting with the absolute basics until she was a bit older so as to not overwhelm her. She also had tutors in English, Maths and History, magical and muggle (her history tutor was a half-blood).
This was also around the time that Elva started exclusively going by the English version of her given name, River. Her parents weren't quite sure what sparked the decision but honoured her wish for her preferred name.
Other than her parents, creatures and tutors, the now dubbed River did not have any interaction with the greater wizarding world. Perhaps a healer appointment or two for her Dragon Pox vaccines and general health check-ups. The Luxley family is a rather reserved one, despite their noble status and wealth, stemming from rather ingenious investments made by previous members of the house.
This resulted in River having a rather isolated childhood. She was fine with it though. She enjoyed her days spent studying, reading or tending to the creatures with her mother. She had obviously inherited her mother's love of creatures.
That didn't mean she didn't have the typical mischievousness of a child- oh no no- the number of times she had been caught conspiring with the elves for sweets before bed or sneaking a niffler or occamy into her room despite her parents' protests had nearly turned her father's black hair prematurely grey. Her mother loved it of course, a conspiratorial wink sent her daughter's way before distracting her husband so River could make her sneaky escape.
There's was no doubt in her parents' minds that their cunning little River would be a Slytherin.
When she was around 7, River requested to take art lessons and soon spent many hours sitting at one of the many paddocks, habitats or nests of the various creatures around the estate, trying her hardest to capture their likeness on paper.
On the very seldom days that River would join her parents out on a trip, they realised how different she was compared to at home. Gone was the cheerful little girl that would run up to them, niffler on her shoulder and a new drawing hand. Instead, she stood with her back pin straight, walking with a certain grace she had been practicing for years. Her face would be settled in a mask of slight disinterest, an anxious gleam in her cold eyes.
It concerned both Damien and Elena, but both knew it had been their own faults. They could only hope that she would open up with time during her years at Hogwarts.
River didn't know when she first noticed it, she had always assumed it was normal. She never thought much about how she would never read a book twice or why she never confused one of her creatures for another of the same species. "They look completely different; can't you see his scale pattern is slightly different?" She could spend hours drawing her creatures and never need a single reference, even if she still enjoyed sitting out by one of the habitats on the estate grounds anyway. She would sit in her room and remember the scent of that night's dinner in her nose despite the smell having long since disappeared. Her piano instructor was delighted that she could recognise each note with perfect pitch, needing only a single demonstration before replicating it as she had heard it. She could recall all the faces of the other wizarding folk she passed by on the few occasions that she went along with her parents to Diagon Alley.
She realised this wasn't so normal when she once asked her mother why "the man with the blue robe holding a pair of glass vials" was muttering about inflation. She didn't know what an apothecary had to do with balloons. Her mother had been shocked, asking her who she was talking about. When River described the man, "He was a short man, a little round around the stomach and there was a stain on his robes, he smelled vaguely of ink when we passed him.", her mother sat her down and explained she had a gift, Hyperthymesia, that allowed her to recall every detail of every moment of her every experience. River was overjoyed to have something special about her, even if the only ones she could tell were her parents, tutors or creatures.
But soon, that gift became a curse. Every time there was a death among her beloved creatures, River would feel immense grief, her mind plagued with reminders of them that would replay memory after memory of her departed friend. When one of her favourites, an occamy she had named Sylvie, had died, River was beside herself with her sorrow. She refused to leave her room for weeks, terrified that a single step outside would start her grief anew because of a new wave of happy memories. They stabbed her heart with the fact that Sylvie was now gone, and she would never make another memory with her again. Her memories turned into nightmares as she slept, twisting and turning until they were no longer memories at all, but instead vicious beasts that gnawed on her psyche. Her parents soon realised that she wasn't getting better and took her to see a mind healer. A few weeks went by before they saw any improvement.
After some time, her parents and mind healer convinced her that her memory was still a gift, as it allowed her to keep her departed loved ones forever in both her heart and her mind. Sure, most of them would be tinged in sadness, but the happy memories would never fade.
Eventually the day came, a brown barn owl swooping in during morning breakfast to deliver her acceptance letter. She could barely stay still for the weeks leading up to September 1st, having already purchased all of her school supplies and packed away her trunk.
Arriving at King's Cross was nerve wracking and saying goodbye to her parents was almost agonising, but she managed, indifferent mask firmly in place. She spent most of the train ride in a thankfully empty carriage. The other students not quite noticing the almost doll-like girl sat reading by herself.
After a quick sorting where she predictably got into Slytherin, she was ready to start her Hogwarts journey.
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:08, edited 17 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
River's Family
...............................................................
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Elena Luxley nee Hembley
Age | 40 years old
Relation to River | Mother
Nationality | English
D.O.B. | 14-04-1984
Schooling | Hogwarts
Species | Human
Occupation | Housewife, Ex-magizoologist
Blood Status | Pureblood
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Damien Luxley
Age | 39 years old
Relation to River | Father
Nationality | English-Norwegian
D.O.B. | 29-08-1984
Schooling | Beauxbatons
Species | Human
Occupation | Auror
Blood Status | Pureblood
...............................................................
...............................................................
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Marly Hembley nee Orven
Age | 66 years old
Relation to River | Maternal Grandmother
Nationality | English
D.O.B. | 24-01-1958
Schooling | Hogwarts
Species | Human
Occupation | Retired
Blood Status | Pureblood
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Aaron Hembley
Age | 67 years old
Relation to River | Maternal Grandfather
Nationality | English
D.O.B. | 09-04-1957
Schooling | Hogwarts
Species | Human
Occupation | Retired
Blood Status | Pureblood
...............................................................
...............................................................
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Fresia Luxley nee Moris
Age | 65 years old
Relation to River | Paternal Grandmother
Nationality | Irish
D.O.B. | 13-03-1959
Schooling | Hogwarts
Species | Human
Occupation | Retired
Blood Status | Pureblood
IDENTIFICATON CARD
--------------------------------
...............................................................
Name | Edward Luxley
Age | 67 years old
Relation to River | Father
Nationality | English-Norwegian
D.O.B. | 02-12-1956
Schooling | Beauxbatons
Species | Human
Occupation | Retired
Blood Status | Pureblood
...............................................................
River's Family Tree
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:08, edited 10 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
River's Incorrect Quotes
ReducioDisclaimer: This is in no way an accurate depiction of my IC or any other characters that may be involved and the relationships between our characters. This is simply for my own amusement and to maybe make you laugh
Edit: These are all jokes! River is not nearly as homicidal as she looks in these, but no one was harmed in the making of these incorrect quotes.Tags: @Emily Shephard @Alliasta Holista @Anthony Kingsmage @Coraline CallumReducioRiver, holding her wand: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.River: Pros and cons of dating me.
River: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
River: Cons. Holy fudge, where do I begin-River: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Emily: What makes you say that?
River: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Emily: River... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
River: *screams in anger*River: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Emily: AS ENEMIES?!
River: *unintelligible noises of frustration*River: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Emily: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
River, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Emily: Spiders wearing flip flops.Emily: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
River: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.Emily: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
River: It’s not water.
Emily: Vodka! I like your sty-
River: It’s vinegar.
Emily: …What?
River: It's vinegar, COWARD.River: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?River, pouting:I failed my safety training course today.
Emily: Why, what happened?
River: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Emily, trying not to laugh: And?
River: Well apparently "LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.River: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
River: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.Emily: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.
River: You once said that about an orange.
Emily: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.River, clueless pureblood: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Emily, concerned muggleborn: What?
River: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?Emily:: River.. I'm gonna cry!
River: Please don't.
Emily, crying: Request denied.Emily: Can I borrow five galleons?
River, suspicious: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Emily: Of course.
Emily: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
River: So that’s a no.Emily: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
River: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Emily: You don’t have to wear…
River: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.River: I thought I told you to stop reading my owls.
Emily: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
River: I'm a Slytherin! What did you expect!River, drunk:Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Emily: ...River, what the heck.Emily, looking at River: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.Emily: *looks at Alliasta*
Emily: Baby girl. Baby.
Emily: *looks at River*
Emily, fondly: Devil spawn.River: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Emily, unrepentant: I boiled pumpkin juice.Alliasta: Where’s River?
Emily: Around.
Alliasta: Around?
Alliasta: You don’t have any idea, do you?
River, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
*Incoherent high-pitched screaming*River: Well Emily, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Emily: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.Emily: I type how I think.
River: Odd that you type at all then.River: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Fortescue's deserves to have their kneecaps bombarda-ed out, okay?*During their 37th time at Madam Pudifoot's*
Emily: What are you talking about River? You love it here!
River, completely serious: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
Alliasta:: Can we go to the Three Broomsticks next time?
River: And here never again?Emily: : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
River: Mine just says "River no."
Emily: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.River:Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
River: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*Emily: River isn't talking to me.
Alliasta: Enjoy it while it lasts.Alliasta: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Coraline: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Anthony: Alliasta. Answer the question, Alliasta.
Alliasta: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Alliasta: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Coraline: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Anthony: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Coraline: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Anthony: It takes less than a minute.
Coraline: Is your stovetop powered by the sun???
Anthony: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Coraline: Like seven minutes??
Emily: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Anthony: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Emily? Your stove is charmed!
Alliasta: Every single person here is a lunatic.
River, regretting all of her life choices in being friends with these people: Do none of you own a kettle?!River: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*Anthony: Boo! Boo, I say!
River: Anthony?
Anthony: Oh, I am not Anthony. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed arithmancy test!
River: Yeah, right… I’m gonna move on now…
Anthony: You can run, but it won’t be to the NEWT class of your choice!River: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Coraline: This is light?!Alliasta: River is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.River, a Slytherin: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Alliasta, a Gryffindor: That sounds like a challenge.
River: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Alliasta: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
River: There is no challenge!River, trying to comfort Coraline: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.Emily: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
River: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.Emily: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Alliasta: We have three, actually!
River: Pick your favorite.Emily: What are you writing?
River: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Alliasta, looking over River's shoulder: This just says 'mess around and find out' in calligraphy.Emily: One time I went to hand River a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”Mugger: Give me everything you’ve got!
River: All your friends secretly hate you.
Mugger: Wait, what?
River: I’ve got anxiety.River: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing Gringotts? Are we the dedicated aurors who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.Emily: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.
River: Emily, please!
Emily: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?
River: All of it!Coraline: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything River does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Anthony: If River were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see River jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Alliasta: You jump off a cliff!
Anthony: Gladly, provided River did first.Alliasta: You idiots don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
River: Spear.
Alliasta: BLOCKED.Emily: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
River: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.River: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Anthony: Actually, River, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.River: Yeah, I’m a false seer, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?River: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Emily.River: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Emily and I are dating.
Emily, Anthony, Coraline, and Alliasta: *gasp*
River: Emily, why are you surprised?!River: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Anthony: I really care about your feelings!
Coraline: I really care about YOUR feelings!
River, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Alliasta: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Emily: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!Emily: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Alliasta: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
River: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Anthony: What was the color called before then?
Coraline: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!Coraline: You know what I learned from my friendship with River?
Anthony: There’s no such thing as too mean?
Alliasta: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Emily: Always hold a grudge?River, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Alliasta: A family.
Emily: A better love life.
Coraline: Mental stability.
Anthony: *clueless* Bagels?Alliasta: Good morning.
Anthony: Good morning.
Emily: Good morning.
Coraline: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
River, after one too many hours on tiktok: MORNING MOTHERTRUCKERS!Anthony: There's no meeting today because River is at the DMLE.
Emily: She's in jail?!
Alliasta: We have to get her out!
Coraline: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Alliasta: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Coraline: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Emily: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being stunned-
Anthony:No! River wasn't arrested! She's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn't need our help!River: I swear to the Norns I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Emily, Anthony, Coraline, and Alliasta:ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!River:So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Emily: Okay, my name is Emily but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
River:Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Anthony: I'm Anthony and I like the movie White Chicks!
River: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Coraline: My name is Coraline and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
River: Okay... and you...
Alliasta: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Alliasta and my favorite color is... math.Emily: You three, explain right now!
Coraline: It was River.
Anthony: It was River.
Alliasta: It was River.
River:
River: …traitors.River: You know what?
River: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my craziness.
*Coraline, Alliasta and Emily continue screaming about mold water*
River: Not the other way around.
Anthony: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.Emily: What makes you all smile?
Alliasta: Friends and Family.
Coraline: Snacks.
Anthony: Victory and success.
River: Face muscles.Coraline: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Emily: What?
Anthony: What?
Alliasta: What?
River: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Incorrect quotes provided by the internet/this generator
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, edited 7 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
────────────── ───
Status ─ Purebreed Birthday ─ 21 Dec 2023 Breed ─ Bewitched Midnight Stalker Residence
── River's bed, empty boxes, the void Function
── Second year, Emotional Support, Slytherfang Wand ─ Why would I need one? I have claws
─River Luxley
Snack
─Salmon treats
Day
─14 Jul 2024
Place
─On top of River's shoulders
Colour
─Blue
Sport
─Sleep──────────────────────
─99 problems but money ain't one
Objects
─What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine
Chocolate frogs
─0
Every Flavour Beans
─0
Pet
River
Human─────────────────
-
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, edited 4 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
Etymology of Her Name
/
Last edited by River Luxley on 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, edited 3 times in total.
River Luxley - Second Year - Slytherin
River's Every Flavoured Beans Collection
______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________
Last edited by River Luxley on 30 Aug 2024, 11:27, edited 29 times in total.