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I conjecture the next person is over 13 (please don't say your real age)

"Why, yes! I am well over the age of thirteen. In fact, I will be moving on from Hogwarts soon since I am seventeen and this is my final year. I cannot say I will be missing this place. Well, I will be missing the beautiful architecture and secrets I never got to discover, but that is really about it."

"I conjecture the next person I see has what many would call a "red flag", or perhaps several "red flags". And don't be so shy to tell, we all have at least one after all.

Well, if you call disorganization a red flag then I am the reddest flag you will ever see. I also have a hard time controlling my moods when they get a hold of me and tend to be rude because of that.

I conjecture the next person has an enemy in the Hufflepuff house.

Red flags? Me? I don't think so! 🐺 I don't have any flag --- oh. Wait. Those kind of red flags! Got you! Heheh.

*smirks at Xailah*

You'll have to sneak around in a hidden part of the dungeons to see what I've been brewing! Also, I can hardly wait for 17! I'm going to ask Clair to marry me!! OWOOOOOO!!!!

Hmm. An enemy in Hufflepuff House? Is that even possible Astra? My best mate's a Puff! So's her boy friend. And one of me mates!

Oh. Wait. You mean Clark?

I conjecture that the next person who comes by has destroyed something belonging to a professor!

Honestly, why do rumors around me spread so quickly? Yes, I broke Professor Baird’s lava lamp. No, I don’t regret it. I would do it again!

I conjecture the next person has a major crush.

Yeah for like 3 years 😅

I conjecture the next person has dyed their hair an unnatural shade

No not me, also I would say yes to Ava’s tho…

I conjure the next person who is the same house ooc and ic

So OOC I'm a a hatstill between Slytherin and Ravenclaw, so technically yes, though if you ask me I'll probably lean more toward Ravenclaw (depends on my mood as to what I'll say).

I conjecture the next person is a parselmouth.

HHhhHhHHHIIiIIiIIiiIiSSSsSSSsssSSS!!!!!

I conjecture the next person knows knows who hisses like that!

"Do I know someone who hisses like that? I'm sure I do. I meet a lot of people. I know a lot of people from my business practices. I'm sure I've ran into quite the handful of lovely parselmouths during my time here. If that is what you mean by hissing, otherwise I imagine just about anyone can make that noise, myself included. No, I am not going to demonstrate for you, Mr. McCoire."

"I conjecture the next person to come by has no qualms in exploring the darker facets of mysticism that the wizarding lifestyle offers. In fact, they probably dabble in it for far more than what is good for them."