ALIEN INVASION 3.0 OOC

Joseph Sims wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:38 @Emma van Elst @Gloria Shell added to da master list!! Welcome to da Alien Union, so pleased ta have yall on board
Participation from your planets in our upcoming conquest would be much appreciated

noicee

Emma van Elst wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:40

Joseph Sims wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:38 @Emma van Elst @Gloria Shell added to da master list!! Welcome to da Alien Union, so pleased ta have yall on board
Participation from your planets in our upcoming conquest would be much appreciated

noicee

Who are we conquesting?

Nick Jameson wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 18:38 This is my idea it is not finalised

Mercury: Creates a blockade around Earth
Venus: Blocks of supply ships to Earth
Mars: Starts Bombing Earth
Jupiter: Helps Mercury
Titan: Sneaks on to earth killing of there leaders
Uranus: Guards the asteroid belt
Neptune: takes over moon strongholds
Pluto: helps Mars
Eris: helps Mars
Strawberryland: destroy Earth machines
Blackberryland: destroy Earth weapons
Mangoland: Helps with blockade
Planet Lava: helps with blockade
Planet Pink: helps with blockade
Sirius: on medic duty
Pungentropica: not sure if neutral or not
Paxacoricofallapatorius: Leads an attack on Earth
Beeboodee: not sure if neutral or not

It's a relatively solid plan, except I suspect we might not get as much support as we want

Mercury, Eris, Planet Lava and maybe Jupiter are busy and dealing with domestic affairs and might not be available to help out in our invasion :<

Besides, a lot of planets might choose to stay neutral. The star dwellers of Sirius never seem to take affairs within the solar system siriusly.

And about the actual plan itself... it seems pretty thorough but such a complete blockade of Earth seems rather unnecessary as Naptoonian investigations suggest Earthlings are self sustaining instead of deriving resources from elsewhere. It might be more advantageous to focus on the offensive instead, led by Mars and Naptoon, and perhaps Pluto if they're keen any thoughts?

Gloria Shell wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:42

Emma van Elst wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:40

Joseph Sims wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 02:38 @Emma van Elst @Gloria Shell added to da master list!! Welcome to da Alien Union, so pleased ta have yall on board
Participation from your planets in our upcoming conquest would be much appreciated

noicee

Who are we conquesting?

Against da earthlingzzzzzz

@Briar Anderson @Nick Jameson you've been promoted to Chief Commanders of the AU for your consistent efforts for our causes

I will have to discuss it with my fellow Plutonians since I think we’ll be neutral for now. (I’m honestly the only active Plutonian at this point though which means less resources.)

Ooooh! We’ve got two more head chiefs! Welcome guyzzz.

Seriously, how many of y’all are staying neutral? We need to know how many forces we have.

And additionally, which planets have civil wars and pertaining domestic affairs?

Maybe we should create a war sign up list here to see which planets are keen on joining

Why not?

Joseph Sims wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 03:00

Nick Jameson wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 18:38 This is my idea it is not finalised

Mercury: Creates a blockade around Earth
Venus: Blocks of supply ships to Earth
Mars: Starts Bombing Earth
Jupiter: Helps Mercury
Titan: Sneaks on to earth killing of there leaders
Uranus: Guards the asteroid belt
Neptune: takes over moon strongholds
Pluto: helps Mars
Eris: helps Mars
Strawberryland: destroy Earth machines
Blackberryland: destroy Earth weapons
Mangoland: Helps with blockade
Planet Lava: helps with blockade
Planet Pink: helps with blockade
Sirius: on medic duty
Pungentropica: not sure if neutral or not
Paxacoricofallapatorius: Leads an attack on Earth
Beeboodee: not sure if neutral or not

It's a relatively solid plan, except I suspect we might not get as much support as we want

Mercury, Eris, Planet Lava and maybe Jupiter are busy and dealing with domestic affairs and might not be available to help out in our invasion :<

Besides, a lot of planets might choose to stay neutral. The star dwellers of Sirius never seem to take affairs within the solar system siriusly.

And about the actual plan itself... it seems pretty thorough but such a complete blockade of Earth seems rather unnecessary as Naptoonian investigations suggest Earthlings are self sustaining instead of deriving resources from elsewhere. It might be more advantageous to focus on the offensive instead, led by Mars and Naptoon, and perhaps Pluto if they're keen any thoughts?

gurl you missed venus AGAINNNN

Oop! When did a full war start? What did Earth do to us?

Eonaria Kabukimono wrote: 8 Jun 2026, 09:06 Oop! When did a full war start? What did Earth do to us?

They EXISTED, AND THATS A CRIME.