This game is a funny game for some imagination and laughs.
Here's how to play:
1. Answer the previous question. Lie so weirdly that no one will believe you but phrase it like you believe it.
2. Ask the next player a question.

Question:Where is your homework?

Player #1:
Answer: My pet lizard needed a paper fan or he would die, and that was the only sheet of paper in the house.
Next Question: Why didn't you visit me on Saturday like you said you would?

Player #2:
Answer: I'm really sorry, but I was digging for gold in my backyard and I lost track of the time!
Next Question: XXXXXXXXXX

Understand? Okay, I'll start!

Why did you cut your hair?

I didn't my unicorn cut it in a straight line somehow.

How did you lose your earring?

Earring? Well, I had my window open and a bird flew in. It must have seen my earring on the bed and flown off with it.

What happened to my book?

your book? hmm well i think i saw a tiger walk in earlier looking for something. he saw your book and took it since he thought it looked spicy. he was a big fan of the romance you where reading, it was the perfect way to finish what he had eaten before, the comedy.

Where did i place my phone?

In China. You were drunk for a few days and took a trip to China and left your phone.

Where did you get the cut on your finger from?

Oh that… I was climbing Mount Everest and a mountain goat came out of nowhere and bit my finger. Hope I don’t have rabies…

How did you burn your cookies?

A madman broke into my kitchen, set my oven on fire, and stole my spatula on the way out!

Why didn’t you finish your lunch?