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@Damien DragonclawMarch 1, 2025Dear Damien Dragonclaw,
Okay forget about introductions. I have a very important life or death question to ask you: is your last name really 'Dragonclaw'?
Seriously, that's the kind of stuff I'd expect out of a storybook or something. Wait, are you secretly wizard royalty? Because that would explain the wicked last name. If you are then don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I'm really good at keeping secrets. Most of the time. When I want to be. As long as I'm not bribed.
Now that that's done with, we can actually get back to the introductions.
Hello there person-that-might-be-a-wizard-prince! You're speaking to someone that might also be royalty! Just not yet crowned by those around him because they are blind. You can call me "God of the New World," but I'm okay with "Aodhan" for short. Or Han if you want, or Ice Lord. Yes, people actually call me that stuff. No, I'm not doing autographs at this time.
I have two things for you:
1. Do NOT flake on me like my last quill pal. I know my awesomeness is intimmidating intimidating but I promise I don't bite!
2. What house were you sorted into? Or if you want to be interesting, I can guess at it! Your call.
The man, the myth, the legend,
Aodhan Shaw
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March 2, 2025Dear Aodhan Shaw,
Its very nice to meet you and to answer your question yes my last name is actually Dragonclaw.
Technically no i am not Wizard royalty unless you consider a pureblood royalty if thats the case then yes technically my family is royalty. But yes my last name is Dragonclaw as i am apart of the noble house of Dragonclaw which is a very well know pureblood family.
Now that ive answered your very important life or death question i can get to the other ones but before i get to those!
Hello there "God of the New World as well as Ice Lord!" its a pleasure to meet someone who is royalty too! and its ashamed your fellow peers doesn't realize it if you'd like we could do a crown ceremony for you!
Answering your two things:
1. I will NOT flake on you like your last pen pal as i like making new friends! and kinda lonley want to make more!
2. I want you to guess what house im in! i'd like to see how smart you are!
Now i have a few questions of my own to ask:
1. are you a pureblood or a muggleborn or a halfblood ? note that whatever the answer is i wont judge.
2. what house are you in ? and do you do anything interesting at Hogwarts like a sport or dueling ?
3. and finally what is your favorite class here at hogwarts ?
Pureblood royalty & you're new friend,
Damien Dragonclaw.
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@Damien DragonclawMarch 3, 2025Dear Damien,
Pureblood? Man, you guys are everywhere. My last quill pal was one too. But since Hogwarts is a magic school and all, it makes sense. Also no, I don't consider purebloods to be royalty. That sounds kind of weird actually. Like magic racism. Oh well, I'm not racist so I don't care.
You know what? You seem kind of cool Damien. You referred to me properly, and that gives you brownie points! I'm going to start calling you Dami by the way. Or Ien? No, I'll call you Dami. Now Dami, let's hold off on any ceremony. I have to win the people's hearts before they can crown me, otherwise I'll look like a super cringe dictator. Makes sense, right? Maybe we do it next school year instead. Surely they'll love me by then.
Anyway! I guess you won't be that lonely since I'm writing to you. Speaking of... that sounds like you're a quiet guy. (You are a guy, right?) But you're also friendly, so you're probably not part of Slytherin... I'll keep thinking.
As for your questions:
First off, I have cold-blood like a killer. Cause I'm just that guy.
Secondly, you have to guess my house too! That's only fair. But I will say that I'm a quidditch player, and I'm in a bunch of clubs. Also my favorite class so far is Charms! Our professor is super fun.
Your turn! What do you like to do at school? Dueling? Sneaking out at night? Casting hexes on people? I don't judge!
Sincerely,
THE Aodhan Shaw
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March 4, 2025Dear Aodhan,
Yes it seems there is a lot of Purebloods here at Hogwarts and thank goodness you don’t consider Purebloods royalty I hate when people do so that makes me glad! And yeah it is very racist so fair warning I wouldn’t say all but most purebloods I’ve met hate muggles for reasons I don’t know and will call them a word that isn’t very nice! But you don’t gotta worry as my mother taught me to love everyone no matter their status!
And sure I don’t mind waiting next school year to crown you Ice lord! Also Dami I love it I think it’s my first nickname!! Since you gave me one I want to give you one so I’ll call you Han! Ado! And I’m sure they’ll love you as I already love being potentially friends with you!
Yes I am and guy and I’m quiet unless you talk to me first then if you get me on a topic I’ll talk untill I can’t anymore it’s sadly a curse as it is a blessing. And oooh okay guessing your house will be fun! You said your in a bunch of clubs and play quidditch well clubs reminds me of cubs like a lion cub but I could also be reading into things too much so if I had to guess Gryffindor or Hufflepuff because you seem to nice to be in Slytherin, not saying slytherins are bad or anything most I’ve met have been nice to me! Plus I would know if your in Ravenclaw so those the only two options left.
Also charms is a great class I like it too the professor is amazing! But my favorite I would have to say would be Astronomy! Just learning about the stars and and the constellation fascinate me a lot! And yes that makes me sound like a nerd but it’s okay! As for what I like to do at school well I’m usually in the library either reading my mythology or personal astronomy book or looking at different books to read next but I can also be found in the study room painting from time to time and I may occasional sneak out to look at the stars at night!
Sincerely,
The Damien Dragonclaw.
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@Damien DragonclawMarch 6, 2025Dear Dami,
Most purebloods hate muggles... That sounds really lame, but thanks for the warning. Maybe I should start sleuthing out the racist purebloods and then when I find one, I prank them super hard for being loserish. Also, what's the not-so-nice word? I hope it's not something stupid like poopyhead. It is a curse word? I doubt anyone else reads these letters so you can curse around me, I don't mind. Actually I'll do it first so you're not nervous: fuck!
Also I bet you must feel honored getting such a cool nickname as your first one. It's super awesome, right? Since it came from my brain of all brains. I'm glad you like it... Ado though? I mean, I guess that name is alright. Unique for sure. Did you take my name, scramble it, and then pick something from there? It's not bad though. Like I said, unique. I'll take it.
Yeah I can tell you can talk a lot since this letter you sent me is pretty long. I've been told that I can't shut up either, so we're pretty much in the same boat. If we ever see each other, we should decide to have a yapping contest or something to see who can talk the longest before taking another breath.
And dude? You just gave it away! The only way you'd know if I was in Ravenclaw is if you were in Ravenclaw.
I'm not gonna hand you the answer easily like you just did. You have to keep guessing!
Anyway, you're definitely a Ravenclaw because you're nerding out on me right now. But you're right, it is okay. It's just stuff you're interested in, so there's nothing wrong with being excited over all that and studying it. Since you're into astronomy, does that mean you know a lot about constellations and stuff? I've heard some things from my school before Hogwarts but I don't remember that much.
Hot regards,
Ado?
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March 6, 2025Dear Ado,
It is really lame I don’t understand why purebloods hate muggles but my stupid fucking grandma hates them and my dad grew up hating them but now he can tolerate them I believe..idk ? But the word that you may hear from other pureblood is mudbloods. The reason they call muggles that or well muggleborns is because they say their blood is filthy and a disgrace to our magic or something really stupid like that I don’t fully know why that’s the case nor do I care to learn that way of thinking.
Yes! I’m very honored to have such a cool and amazing nickname from someone as smart and awesome as you Ado! Besides it’s my first nickname ever so of course I’d be happy!
Yea..sorry about that didn’t think I’d start yapping but there I was ha but that’s good that we both like to yap and I’ve been told I don’t like to shut up either so we got that in common but a yap competition would be fun! I’m very competitive so you are going to lose! In a friendly way of course.
And aww man I didn’t even realize I gave it away ugh! Curse my brain and the urge to ramble and yap but I honestly think your a Gryffindor because Gryffindor are brave and we’ll someone who wants to prank a pureblood is brave and epic! So yeah Gryffindor must be your house!
Yes I’m a nerd and I’m proud! And yes I know alot about constellations and the stars! It’s such a wonderful topic! I’d be happy to teach it to you if you’d like!! It be pretty epic!!
Sincerely,
Dami.
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@Damien DragonclawMarch 8, 2025Dear Dami,
Cool, now I know exactly what I need to hear before either punching someone or planning their downfall. "Mudblood" is kind of a cringe name though. Like even if people use it because they're snooty and magic racists, it's really heard to take seriously. Am I supposed to cry or something? "Oh nooo, they called my blood dirty waahhh." Super lame stuff. Wizards should be more creative with their insults. I think a group of five year olds could think of something better.
Enough about that though. You think you can beat me of all people? You have another thing coming. I'm practically undefeatable. A real life yappanator 500, topped with good looks. You'd need a lot of luck to win against someone like me.
Also you're wrong. I'm not in Gryffindor at all. In fact, I'm part of Slytherin just like everyone else in my family. You see how you can't listen to stereotypes all the time? Shame on you. Now, you owe me repayment in the form of either snacks or absolute servitude for a whole week. Your choice Dami.
Oh, I am actually curious about that constellation stuff. Or just stars in general, yeah. Give me a crash course! Just make sure it's not too long or complicated. I lose focus really easy.
Not as hot regards,
Aodhan "Ado" Shaw
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March 9, 2025Dear Ado,
Yeah for people who think their better than others they somehow couldn’t come up with a better name so it is quite stupid, and I find it quite funny how you make fun of that you seem pretty funny so I can tell we’ll be great friends! And here’s an idea let’s come up with a name for the purebloods who call you or anyone else a Mudblood!
I most definitely can beat you! I’m a yappanator 1,000 which means I’m higher than you and I have killer looks if I do say so myself so bring it on! I gladly accept a challenge and I won’t need luck!
Aww man I really thought you were in Gryffindor but it’s cool that your in the same house all your family was in! I’m sadly like the black sheep in my family every Dragonclaw been In Gryffindor except me and well my cousin Axyen or maybe cousin idk it’s weird and a very long story.
As for what I’ll do to make it up to you how about I bake you the Dragonclaw famous lemon pound cake! My mother taught me how to bake it and I’m a pretty good baker if I do say so myself!
A crash course hm well it depends on what you wanna learn but I could start with the constellations and what stars form those ?
Best regards,
Dami.
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