Ridiculously wrong answers!

SAME You drink water and then jump up and down

How do I run?

Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you

Ridiculously wrong answers!
By standing in a straight line and sleeping.

How do I pick a password?

✧-✧-✧They say that words are stronger
than actions but word's can also hurt more✧-✧-✧
ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Sing "Mischief managed" 3 times in a nasal tone. Your work's done :grin:

Where is Earth?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
I think it's in the sewage system under the chocovolcano :alien:

How do I make more friends?

Life is like a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; you never know what you are going to get.

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Always keep a megaphone with you and scream as loud as possible with it into ears of those you want to be friends with. :grin:

How can I do 100 pull-ups without getting tired?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Before beginning your set of 100 pull ups, make sure to wash your hands in toadspawn and no water, and finely coat with spiderwebs for an extra touch of strength. Then walk out the door. Pull ups accomplished!! :D

How do I buy a pet?

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. 𝄞 Shop ˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔ iNPC: Akari Kabukimono

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Go to the shop and tell the owner you're going to steal the pet, and then dump a pile of potato peelings into the owner's face to then "buy" the pet "unnoticed"

How do I eat soup?

xxxxx ⊹✧𝖫𝖸𝖠𝖭𝖭𝖠 ~ ency
☼ 𝖺 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 ☼

⊹ Sta 6 | Eva 10 | Str 7 | Wis 4 | Arc 4 | Acc 10 ⊹
─── ‿︵˓ ʚ♡ɞ ˓ ︵ ‿ ───



xxxxx

Ridiculously wrong answers!
by pouring it all over the floor and yelling Im eating soup

how do I type

𝓗𝓪𝔃𝓮𝓵 𝓝𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓵
𝓞𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽:
𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤: 𝕊𝕥𝕒 𝟟| 𝔼𝕧𝕒 𝟞| 𝕊𝕥𝕣 𝟝| 𝕎𝕚𝕤 𝟠| 𝔸ℙ 𝟟| 𝔸𝕔𝕔 𝟟|
𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮
𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝓲𝓝𝓟𝓒 𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Grab your computer and throw it into the ocean and then start drinking coffee with a side of french fries.

Does anyone know how to dance?

Stamina-8|Evasion-10|Strength-2|Wisdom-9|Arcane Power-20|Accuracy-8
* A Hufflepuff student. He seems to be trying to prove something.

Ridiculously wrong answers!
you walk across the room 10 times then go to bed

how can you sleep better at night

𝓗𝓪𝔃𝓮𝓵 𝓝𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓵
𝓞𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽:
𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤: 𝕊𝕥𝕒 𝟟| 𝔼𝕧𝕒 𝟞| 𝕊𝕥𝕣 𝟝| 𝕎𝕚𝕤 𝟠| 𝔸ℙ 𝟟| 𝔸𝕔𝕔 𝟟|
𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮
𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝓲𝓝𝓟𝓒 𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼