"Harry, I'm your father"

What was one of Dumbledore's famous quotes

Probably half a teaspoon of baking soda if you can't get your hands on cooking oil

How do I eat a cookie?

Take the cookie out of the oven, place it in the refrigerator for 10 minutes, then sprinkle with a dash of chives and set gently on the doorstep. Allow the bird to take firsts, then place the remaining crumbs on your head. It will slowly absorb through your scalp. This is the most efficient way to consume a cookie.

What is Voldemort's primary way of killing Muggles?

Ayyee that's some wise advice

I think it's turning them into cookies then absorbing them through his scalp

What's a beetle?

im pretty sure its a plant that eats clouds

what is class?

A form of medieval torture used by the Ancient Romanians before the US was colonized

How do I write an email?

Cut open your wand lengthwise, extract the core, speak your message into the core, replace it in your wand, and chuck it out the window. An owl will take it to your recipient by spitting it out at them.

many new pfps, Jose 👀
How do I get to Hogwarts?

I think you gotta flick a spoon towards the ceiling EXACTLY 90 degrees then start singing baby shark at a ridiculously low pitch in front of your entire family. If that doesn't work... start screaming "BABAWAGARAAAH"

It's just for a day, I'll change it back afterwards XD
Happy Slytherin dayyyy
How do I make Jose look more like a bad boy to fit the theme? /j

HAPPY SLYTHERIN DAY!!!
Jose can carry a pink unicorn plushie everywhere he goes and he must -uwu- after he finishes speaking sorry, the uwu part is too cringe...

What does 'chicken out' mean?

To pick up a chicken and throw it out a 20 story window and let aliens take it out of the atmosphere

How do I use a pencil?