~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Your wish has been granted! You have the first 20 pages of every book you think of! Whenever you want a book, it will appear and slot itself in a random place in your library. Every shelf will be marked in alphabetical order, but everything is in the wrong place. Then, when you open the book, it tries to toss itself into the nearest candle!

I wish to have all the knowledge in the world!

Granted! but you forget all of it.

I wish to be able to speak to animals, understand them, they listen, they speak english, they like me, i like them, and i remember i can.

That wish confused me but granted! But your ability is only active when you're giving speeches!

I wish I could make time slow down.

Granted! Everything is so slow that you have to wait a thousand years to get to your birthday.....

I wish that people disappeared and that I was the only human left on earth with a giant piles of books that I can read and that I do nt lose more damage in any way, try to corrupt THAT!!! Mwuahahaha!

Granted! You can only read one page per year.

I wish I could get more posts

Granted! You get 1000 posts, only to have them deleted by Solomon.....

I wish that I could read books faster and still memorize them

Granted! But you only remember them for five minutes, then you forget.

I wish I could swim

Granted! Your first lesson is in a pool of man-eating sharks

I wish that I had all the books in the world and that I didn't damage and that I can read them no matter what language

Granted! But you can only read them once then they turn to dust.

I wish I could be better at coding

Granted! But you can't use your own coding.....


I wish that I was the only person in the world