Granted!! But you can't have more than 1 sickle...

I wish I was a robot

Granted! You have been deactivated indefinitely, sorry.

I wish I never felt too cold or too hot

I shall grant that wish. By making you die.

I wish I had a British friend in real life.

Granted! But the 2 of you will never understand each other.

I wish I could turn into any animal i want at any time

Granted. But your intelligence level drops down to the same level as the animal you've turn in to.

I wish I could know for sure if there was a higher being out there.(God and stuff)

Granted !! But you forgot after you find out !!

I wish I could go anywhere I want !

Granted! But you won't be able to enjoy the place because you're always working!

I wish I was rich

Granted! You are rich in thousands of potato peelings.

I wish I could talk to animals

Granted! But when you talk to people, you will speak in an animal language.


I wish I could turn anything into a precious stone

Granted! Everything you touch becomes a precious stone. Your world is very sparkly now! But, er, you may have some difficulty eating, hugging, and doing homework now...

I wish I would never have headaches again!