Granted! You wake up 24 hours later and realize that someone has stolen all of your food, clothes, and the doors right out of your house!

I wish I could stop time for three hours just to write a billion solo RPs

Granted! You literally write a BILLION rp's and come out of the time not remembering who you are

I wish everyone could understand my random references to random things

Granted! But everyone hates the things you reference to so everyone ends up hating you

I wish I had less camps during my holidays...

Granted! You now have one camp that stretches the entire holidays.

I wish I had big pumpkin pie I could eat right now

Granted! You have a big pumpkin pie now but whenever you take a bite it makes you feel sick.

I wish I could see into the past!

granted, but you'll go blind after a millisec of seeing the past

i wish i'll be a billionaire

Grannteeddd, in monopoly money totally not copying off the first post .^.

I wish everything in the world except us became chocolate~

I don't want to corrupt this—
Granted!!! But the sun's heat melts the world and now we're floating in space with no oxygen

I wish I was friends with the ENTIRE world

Granted! The world (as in, not including the people) is an inanimate object...I'm not really sure how helpful that is. Its is the same as if you were friends with a pencil. Congrats!

I wish instead of frosting, people used cool whip.

Granted! Frost no longer exists and instead in its place is a very cool whip that will whip you when you go outside

I wish I had the next KOTLC book I need to read the entire series again to read the next book