Granted! Suddenly everyone is getting into accidents left and right...

I wish I didn't need sleep

Granted, but even if you don't need sleep, it starts to affect your brain... badly...

I wish the guy i like likes me back 👀

Granted! You have been sister-zoned.

I wish i could make any food I want appear from nothing.

Granted but it tastes like nothing to whoever eats it.

I wish I could have unlimited power.

Granted! you are now imbued with unlimited electrical power, therefore you die from electrocution. Sorry!

I wish I could use telepathy on animals. (Talk to my doggo!)

Granted! But you realise their thoughts are no more advanced than a human infant's

I wish I could reply to rps more quickly

Granted! But you miss the word count, which has raised to 500, every time and have to go back and fix it 😔

I wish I didn’t need glasses

Granted but you can’t use anything that uses or involves glass.

I wish the Unforgivable curses weren’t unforgivable and can be used whenever one wants to.

.0. Granted! But not only can you use it upon request, a random one is also selected to be cast on 100 random people each day at 4am.

I wish nighttime was longer.

Granted! Nighttime is now 24 hours a day and you're required to sleep through it .0.

I wish the person below me would not corrupt my wish