~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! You will never have exams again- you have skipped all of them and failed school.

I wish everything had instant, perfect, free, open WiFi all the time.

Granted! Except WiFi is now a synonym for a can of beetles.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted! But tomorrow, a jealous dragon will come to your location, steal your immortality with a magical gem, and torch you to death.

I wish I could talk to animals but retain English.

Granted! But English is no longer a language in this world.

I wish I was completely invincible.

Granted! But everyone now hates you because of your newfound power

I wish I could summon clean water whenever I want

Granted! But you don't really know how to control your power, and it starts to flood

I wish I can get everything free

Granted, but now everyone gets everything for free and the world's economy's destroyed

I wish I could bring the dead back to life. ;_;

Granted, but now everyone is immortal, and nobody dies anymore and the earth suffers from overpopulation.

I wish I had 1 more galleon than I have now

Granted! +1 Galleon, -10% lifespan

I wish everyone healed everything instantly

Granted! Nobody would ever die, and the earth would die of overpopulation.

I wish I had perfect luck.