~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

It's fun to be delulu
I hope I'd be spending all day here soon lol
Granted, but you get tooth decays and diabetes

I wish I could fly without wings

Delulu supremacy

Granted! You're now a camel XD this sounds so random out of context

I wish I could speak every language in the world

that's what makes it cool
*is a camel now and flies away into the space*
Granted, but you still mispronounce every word and nobody understands what you try to say

I wish I had in Invisibility cloak irl.

Granted! But there are a couple holes in it..

I wish I could do any math problem instantly!(about to take a test lol)

Gl for your test!!!
Granted, you do the instantly but you get the answers wrong

I wish I had a cool idea for a youtube channel ;_;

Granted but its already taken and turned hyper successful before you start, even if you become successful too you will always be compared against the prior YouTuber.

I wish I knew absolutely everything about absolutely everything while retaining complete mental faculties as well as function of both my mind, body and vocal cords

Really covering these loopholes, Accy! Your wish had been granted! However, everyone believes you are lying about everything you ever say, including things like “the grass is green.”

I wish I could expand my singing range!

me too
Granted, but nobody is interested in music anymore so nobody listens to your music

I wish I could travel to Europe...

Granted! Six minutes after leaving the airport, you are detained and sent back home.

I wish I could learn French fluently and instantly so that I could check out the french version of this .0. (And also jump levels in French class lol)

Granted, but the fictional characters somehouse lose their memories and they don't act like themselves anymore

I wish my exams didn't start again... SERIOUSLY