~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! You are now bald.

I wish all the waste and pollution in the world would be instantly transported to a black hole millions of light years away.

Granted, but so is the rest of the Earth

I wish for the apocalypse

Oh no! Your wish has been granted...
Everyone holds their breath in terror as they peek out their windows and see...
An apocalypse of cake zombies! They run around attacking people with cake projectiles. Everyone screams in fear. The cake empire takes over, and the Earth is now an edible planet. The Sun notices this, overcooks the Earth, and eats it.

I wish that we could document every living thing that's ever been on Earth!

Granted, but all those records are destroyed when our existence is ceased. Whoops. let's just assume it made sense even if it didn't

I wish I could wander outside and chill all day...

Granted! But you get sick, and it's bad weather, so unlucky, sorry!

I wish I had 2 different colored eyes; 1 blue and 1 green!

Granted, but you see green with one of your eyes and blue with the other!!

I wish I was the wisest person ever to exist

Granted, but everyone envies you so you are disliked by mostly everyone.

I wish I could pass all my tests!

Granted, but you passed each subject by only 1 point. Sorry

I wish I had control on my laughter...

Oops sorry there was a lag and it double posted

Granted! But now you cannot control your tears!

I wish I could magically conjure a specific piece of clothing whenever I want!