Oh nooooo
Granted! Now you have wished for two Potato Peelings. Congrats!

I wish I could will myself to fall asleep instantly, anytime, anywhere.

Granted, but you have no command on when you wake up...

I wish my parents would let me attend the afterparty w/ my friends after our exams are over

.0. scary
Granted! Then they forget to pick you up and forget you existed at all!

I wish that everyone, including me, will be in perfect health all the time!

granted! but everyone now lives forever, and the planet is not spacious to hold all people, so the oldest ones are being flown out to the space with minimal equipment.

i wish money didn't exist

Granted, now the concept of ownership in general doesn't exist, laws no longer hold meaning and society returns back to its tribal roots with survival of the fittest and might makes right.

I wish I could transform into any animal

Granted! But you can't control it, so during class you turn into an animal, and everyone is confused.

I wish I could have an older sister!

Granted! But your parents start to like her more and forget about you!

I wish I could imitate any accent!

Granted! But you can't control when it happens, or which accent it is!

I wish I was super good at magic!

Granted! But you graduate to quickly from Hogwarts, and start to miss it.

I wish I could turn invisible under my control!

Granted. But for some reason, everyone can hear a loud "Karina is here" whenever you are in the room.

I wish my hair would never be frizzy.