~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! You lose your legs, making it impossible for you to wear shoes.

I wish that all the dads that went out to buy milk will come back home and be good fathers

Granted, but.. oh dear.. suddenly the mothers need to buy more vegetables…

I wish that I could change the temperature of anything I look at at will, with perfect control.

Granted but you feel whatever the previous temperate was that you changed all over your body - basically you absorb the temperature into yourself.

I wish I had a beautiful Viking girlfriend who would love and cherish me as well as take me on adventures with her and leave my side only for healthy balance of time

Granted! But, unfortunately she dies before you, sorry!!

I wish I wasn't sick today

Granted! But you get really sick tomorrow, Sorry.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats

Granted! The world will continue as if the cats never existed.

I wish i had a bottomless bag that is light and organized no matter what I put in it

Granted! It's so light, it feels like there is only air inside! It's like.. as if.. it has no bottom...! Oh, I think you've dropped quite a few items behind you..

I wish to be able to draw whatever I want, perfectly and instantly.

Granted, but you won't be able to express yourself in an other way anymore. (can't write, can't talk, etc)

I wish I could hibernate !

Granted, but now you're living in the desert.

I wish I could read and write without having to go to school

Granted, but the police came to your house, wondering why you haven't been going to school lately.

I wish I could breathe underwater!