Granted but everyone else starts to resent you because they're convinced you cheated.

I wish I could breathe under water as well as in air.

Granted, but you also have aquagenic urticaria meaning you are allergic to water, so your new talent is basically useless.

I wish I could have inspiration when I decide to write or draw instead of every other time of the day.

Granted, but that inspiration disappears as soon as you start writing

I wish I could adopt another dog ; -;

Granted, but your old one runs away

I wish I could be successful in whatever I attempt

granted but it only lasts for an hour.
i wish i knew what people were thinking

Granted, but you know they are thinking bad things about you
I wish summer won`t be that hot where I live

Granted, but its below zero

I wish I could actually draw!

Granted, but nobody likes what you draw
I wish I had a date

he cheats on you (wonder what that means)

I wish my book was a success

Granted but only to your family

I wish for toothpaste (real wish - I ran out yesterday )