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9 Sep 2026, 19:46

Answer: Phoenixes don’t burn, their flames do. Phoenix tears however can cure any wound, as well as applying a burn paste would be good.

For History of Magic:

Exactly how many Witches and Wizards in Britain have died due to an attack from magical creatures?

Bonus points if you add a tally for the number of deaths per beast.

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I’ll Shine

Aaron Schwartz

First year, Ravenclaw

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9 Sep 2026, 20:11

A huge number This can be a CoMC question too ngl

For DADA:
How does one survive the killing curse if they are not Harry Potter?

Aaron Schwartz
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Xio Arcana

First year, Ravenclaw

462 15

10 Sep 2026, 01:38

For DADA:
How does one survive the killing curse if they are not Harry Potter?
Become a horcrux *knee slap* har - har -har!

For History of Magic:
Who is the true inventor of the broomstick?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

Eugenia Smyrnidi

Fourth year, Duellist, Hufflepuff

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10 Sep 2026, 07:34

Answer: A pre historical person that only wanted to clean, probably.

For Flying:

What are the exact chances of a Wronski Feint going according to plan if you play against a seeker from the 1600s?

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I’ll Protect

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I’ll Shine

Tessa Brown

First year, Gryffindor

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10 Sep 2026, 13:39

About 0.03749 ranging to about 0.487729

For potions: If proffesser Snape boils the draught of living death, how oily is his nose

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