Ridiculously wrong answers!

By being given a box of crackers


Why do people play sports?

- never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them -

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To take a shower
Why do people drink coffee/tea?

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To have long hair

Why do people listen to music?

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To farm carrots

Why do people buy cats

- never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them -

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To eat them

Why do people breathe?

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To suffocate!

Why do I have skin?

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I hope that's a joke, it's to play with slime.

What are beans?

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Ridiculously wrong answers!
Something to write with, of course!

What are homework for?

The past is prologue. — William Shakespeare

Ridiculously wrong answers!
So you can fuel your brain with useless info

Why do I have rashes?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because the sun is too hot.


Why can't we turn off gravity?