5 Jan 2023, 00:40
A Stinky Hall
January 20th 2022
@Gabriel Palmer @Rita SuA bloodcurling scream and the fight had just begun. He was finally making his dream come true. The stench that wavered out of the jar that said "DRAGON DUNG #1" on it, obviously indicated dragon dung was inside the jar. As Clark stuck his hand in, he also withdrew it, slinging it around the common room, and even going out into the corridors. He wished that Hogwarts would be as putrid as the dung, in revenge of being so scary.
The look on Clark's face was both funny and showed an obvious desire to get even- the mood had only struck tonight. Who knows if it would happen any other nights?
His face glimmered with glee- as he started throwing them around the hallway, trying to miss people walking by, or running past him- while making it look like he was aiming for them.
To quote Colonel Mustard, "This is war, Mrs Peacock. Casualties are inevitable!" In other words, any people struck with the dung would have lost, but Clark only wanted to play the game just a little bit longer.
He paused for a minute, allowing any potential attacks against him- if there were one- without knowing. He would be admiring his work as the corridor walls were now stained with the putrid dung.
| You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something. |
5 Jan 2023, 02:31
A Stinky Hall
It was just a normal Friday afternoon, January 20th, and Rita was just taking her lovely cat Peanut out for a chilling stroll after she finished her lessons when the Second Year Hufflepuff with short black hair noticed something not right in the Corridors. There was this nasty strong odor of poo and there were dung hanging on the wall of the corridors. "What the hell is going on there? Who put that dung on the wall of the corridors and the smell is just so bad! It`s making me vomit! I am going to find out who caused that shit and maybe teach them a lesson!" The Second Year Hufflepuff thought while covering her nose and holding her cat Peanut tightly in her arms as she walked by.
As Rita walked quickly through the corridors, the Second Year Hufflepuff noticed someone familiar. "That black hair, that face! It`s that asshole who threw fish all over the Badger Bungalow dorm, was extremely mean to me, and stomped on my feet the other day! So, it was him who cause all the mess, again? Why does he constantly want to get himself in trouble? I just cannot understand." The Second Year Hufflepuff thought, and feeling sort of annoyed, she shouted to the boy who was still throwing dung on the walls of the corridors, "I`m sorry? I don`t really wanna be mean but what the hell are you doing here? Why are you throwing dung on the walls? The smells are extremely bad, you know? And I suppose you are the same person who throw fish all over the Badger Bungalow dorm and stomped on my feet the other day? Why are you constantly causing so much trouble? I really can`t understand!" The Second Year Hufflepuff knew she was not really Hufflepuff-y in this situation, but she really could not understand why there were people like that boy who were just constantly causing trouble and nearly had no manner.
Interacting with: @Clark William Baird-Carter @Gabriel Palmer
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Rita Su - Hufflepuff Andy Menton - Ilvermorny, Thunderbird
Color code: Rita: #560edd Andy: #c40e0e
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8 Jan 2023, 01:49
A Stinky Hall

Lessons being over was a relief for Gabriel every day. It meant he could go wherever he pleased and just relax. Today was even better, as it was Friday, and he had a nice weekend ahead of him. Sitting in the common room wasn't his style, so he thought he'd see what was happening around the school. He heard shouting as he walked down the stairs and the farther down he went, the more he smelled something absolutely disgusting. It was putrid, though he couldn't place what the smell was.
Alas, as he reached the corridors on the second floor, he clearly figured out what was causing the mayhem. He sighed, avoiding the dragon dung spots around the hallway and walked towards the problem.
He had forgotten about the yelling until he became a bit closer to Clark. Of course, it was Clark, the tiny bloke who Gabe could not help but like even though he seemed to take his mischiefs to a high extreme at times. He noticed a girl standing opposite of him, yelling at him. It was a Hufflepuff, meaning Clark probably deserved what was being said.
Gabriel stood a few feet away from them, careful to not let the girl see him. The Hufflepuff wasn't just mad, she was pissed! He didn't want to get in the middle of it yet, but he needed to observe and make sure things did not go farther than needed.Mentioning: @Rita Su @Clark William Baird-Carter
8 Jan 2023, 11:27
A Stinky Hall
A bittersweet moment left his eyes- he recognized the girl, no matter how atrocious she was in every fiber of Clark's body. She was the one who got onto Clark about the fish in the dormitory, and Clark acknowledged that he once stepped on the mean o' hufflepuff.
"What the hell do you think you're doing? Getting close to me sure as hell isn't an option! Go away. If I'm pissing you off, then its not time to be around me. Go the hell away." The boy muttered angrily- every part of him was irritated with the dark haired girl residing in front of him.
"And by the way, this... dung is quite refreshing... not just for me! It makes you smell a million times better!" That said, even if it was a lie, Clark withdrew another handful and aimed towards the girl, hoping to hit her with the dragon dung.
He lied again, but intentionally tried to make it look like he was faking. "The Bungalow dorms? What? I have no idea what you're talking about. What do you mean by that?"
Screw that. Clark muttered once again, and withdrew another handful but this time didn't aim for Rita- just aimed for something that he saw walking around- what was that? A cat?@Rita Su @Gabriel Palmer
| You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something. |
9 Jan 2023, 03:04
A Stinky Hall
Rita suddenly regretted walking through the corridors and stepping into the already nasty situation. There were two voices in her mind, one voice saying the Second Year Hufflepuff should leave to just take a stroll with her cat in the courtyard or other outdoor areas, the other voice telling her to stay and just observe what was going on here in the corridors and possibly teach that boy with no manner a lesson. "Why was I sorted into the same house as this asshole? I`ve never seen anyone like him in my whole life! Sure, there are several mean people that I have encountered with in my life, but no person as annoying as him! He is literally destroying the reputation of Hufflepuff being the kindest and most friendly house!" The Second Year Hufflepuff with short black hair thought with loads of anger.
Rita then heard the footsteps of someone coming, but she could not see who that person was. Then it was more trash talking by that Hufflepuff boy, lying and trying to deny the thing he did in the Badger Bungalow dorm. It was decided, Rita would step out of the situation and let the annoying boy and whoever was coming into the corridors deal with the situation. "Alright, it is decided, I will leave now. You two can deal with that huge mess in the corridors. I am just taking Peanut for a stroll in the courtyard, and you are just negatively affecting my mood!" After shouting to the boy and the person stepping into the situation madly, Rita gave the nasty Hufflepuff boy a death stare, then quickly walked out of the corridors, hugging her lovely cat Peanut quickly and thinking angrily, "I have to teach that boy a lesson sometime in the future, either with spells or my cat, just not sure when. "Interacting with: @Clark William Baird-Carter @Gabriel PalmerAction: Rita left the thread, better luck next time!
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Rita Su - Hufflepuff Andy Menton - Ilvermorny, Thunderbird
Color code: Rita: #560edd Andy: #c40e0e
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9 Jan 2023, 03:55
A Stinky Hall
Mentioning:@ Rita Su@ Clark William Baird-CarterHe stood there for a moment, listening to Clark insult the older girl. Gabe wasn't sure why Clark always seemed to be causing trouble with older years and other students, but it wasn't of his concern. His eyes widened at Clark as he took aim at the cat on the ground. He hoped Clark saw him, the cat had nothing to do in this moment. Aim a handful of dung at a person? Pshhh no problem, they probably deserved it. But aim it at an animal who is the most innocent in the situation, that's out of the question.
He could tell the buildup of anger the girl had with the small but not so innocent Hufflepuff boy was beyond this one incident. As much as Gabe didn't like to think badly of anyone, he had to agree with some of the girl's statement. Clark certainly did not make Hufflepuff seem like the nicest house. Gabe didn't feel bad for thinking it, Clark would probably take it as a compliment.
By this time, the girl seemed to notice him lurking. She picked up the cat and left the corridors after a look of hatred at Clark, but not before deciding he was also forced to take part in the consequences of Clark's actions. He watched her normally as she left, he was quite neutral in the situation. After all, it is easy to understand how the tiny bloke can get on people's nerves.
After she'd left, he walked over to Clark with a stern look. "As much as this is funny, I think you've destroyed whatever nerve allows me to smell. This is just, disgusting." He shook slightly, pinching his nose together and only breathing through his mouth. He admired the boy's intentions; he surely knew how to start trouble.
The question was, was he going to leave it to be dealt with by someone else? Gabriel certainly had no intentions of dealing with this mess, he was strictly there to make sure his new "friend" didn't get hurt again.
"I hope you have a plan on what to do next, this type of thing could get you in detention if a staff finds it. No doubt they'll know it was you, who else?" He was trying to sound mature, as if he didn't find the situation totally hilarious. He let slip a small grin, resisting the urge to pat him on the back for his good work.
9 Jan 2023, 11:56
A Stinky Hall
To Clark's suprise, no one came out of the shadows- that was creepy in the end anyways. "Do you mind?" he muttered to Rita, before she walked away.
The boy looked up, and saw his knight in shining armor from that 'unspoken' day. "I love you." And it slipped out of his mouth. He covered his mouth with his arm- since both of his hands were dirty. "Mmmph. MMno no I didn't say anything." He would quickly decline any possible thoughts as to what he just said. Not that it would work anyways.
"Wait, I think I know what to do about this god-awful mess that we have here.." He knew what he was doing- and proceeded to face the wall with his back turned against his knight in shining armor.
He withdrew some dung and sloppily wrote on the wall. In the end, it said- "Rita did it. Clark and Gabriel Are Innocent."
What better way of claiming innocence than so-called written proof? Anyone can fake evidence, but would anyone care to investigate further? Probably not. They'd more than likely scourgify the walls and floors- and ceilings- and clothes...
Truth be told this lot of dragon dung sure went far didn't it?
But Clark wasn't sticking around for this. He quickly put the lid on the jar, as it had just a tiny bit of Dragon Dung left in it- ringing the bottom. He needed to get a refill.
"Gabriel? Why don't we head down to the Great Lake- and stay away from the water- unless you want to teach me how to swim?"@Rita Su @Gabriel Palmer
Clark has left the thread.
| You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something. |
15 Jan 2023, 00:46
A Stinky Hall
Leaving thread | Mentioning: @Clark William Baird-CarterHe looked down at the surprised face Clark was wearing at the sight of him. Despite his stern approach to the matter, it sounded like something he'd do himself so he couldn't be too mad. Plus, he found it hard to stay mad at someone who considered him a "knight." He cocked an eyebrow and smirked at the words slipped from Clark's mouth, greatly praising him for his rescue the other day.
"I'm flattered, though I cannot seem to remember what you just said. I seem to have lost that memory." Gabriel winked, pretending nothing was said as Clark insisted. Back to the mess, the tiny kid turned his back to him, claiming to have an idea.
After a quick minute, the dung on the wall spelled out a simple message. "Rita did it. Clark and Gabriel Are Innocent." Gabe chuckled, rolling his eyes slightly. "I think you've done it, nobody will think we did it now." He sarcastically replied to Clark's solution. Nobody would really care much about who did it anyways. If he was a professor, he'd just get rid of it as fast as possible instead of looking for the perpetrator.
He gazed down at the boy, asking Gabe to accompany him to the Great Lake. "I'd love to teach you how to swim. Though I think it better to wait until the warmer months...that's when the water is more tolerable."
