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Flatten your toilet.
How do you read all the hp books in a day?

I know that reference! - Steve Rogers/ Captain America

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throw them into the trash
How do you write homework

Emilia Amber Bailey

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B-o-r-i-n-g

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
ST: 9 | EV: 9 | STR: 3 | WI: 8 | ARC: 9 | ACC: 11
Caretaker: A. P. Finch | iNPC: Yasha V.

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Because a raven is a writing desk

Where do I find food?

'S T A R'
‘‘Sometimes I wish I was an octopus,
so I could slap eight people at once.’’
'F L O W E R'
‘‘Art doesn’t transform.
It just plain forms.’’
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On the plains of Mordor.

How does a caged bird sing?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
ST: 9 | EV: 9 | STR: 3 | WI: 8 | ARC: 9 | ACC: 11
Caretaker: A. P. Finch | iNPC: Yasha V.

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It sings with its ears.
How should you break up with your mate?

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To marry someone who is unaware of her and after we have a child, go to that person by holding your child's hand.

What is our purpose here?

~ Toutes les meilleures personnes sont folles. C'est pourquoi la vie est plus amusante.~

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To meet Bellatrix Lestrange and get ambushed by Cruciatus Curses.
Then, we are sent to Saint Mungo's Hospital but it's renamed Santa Muggle's Hospital :unimpressed: :upsidedown:
How do you avoid vomiting on a boat?

If you do not want people breaking your heart then don't give them a heart to break.
Sta: 7 | Eva: 12 | Wis: 9 | Str: 5 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 8
^ THIRD YEAR STATS (do not apply to current broom race ^)
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By vomiting on the shore instead.

How do you get a boat in a bottle?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
ST: 9 | EV: 9 | STR: 3 | WI: 8 | ARC: 9 | ACC: 11
Caretaker: A. P. Finch | iNPC: Yasha V.

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You can't. It's not possible. :meninblack:

Why? Because you can't. :meninblack: :meninblack:

How do you go to Mars?

If you do not want people breaking your heart then don't give them a heart to break.
Sta: 7 | Eva: 12 | Wis: 9 | Str: 5 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 8
^ THIRD YEAR STATS (do not apply to current broom race ^)
Hex code: #ec5a41 | Ency Link