Bad Advice

Ask someone who doesn’t particularly like you to create a new OC for you. You never know the outcome.

How do I overcome my fear of insects?

You lock yourself in a place with no insects.

How do I get someone to socialize?

Tie them to a chair in a small room and force them to talk.

How do I know a boy likes me back?

Tell them you really like someone else and see how they react?

I need an excuse to get me out of activities... because I'm feeling really lazy... what would you suggest?

Say that you have an eternal Menstrual Period

My friends keep running to places when I am not allowed to run (because I had an operation on my foot and am not allowed to run) and they won’t lisetn to me when I ask them to stop running. What on Earth do I do?

Break your friends' legs. Spare one or two of them for best effect, so you have someone to run away from them with once you've recovered.

I forgot to water my mom's favourite plant. How do can I hide this from her?

Blame it on a sibling. 

I always forget to reply to my threads. How do I fix that?

Make a note and put in a place you might see it but probably won't.

Me and my brother never get along. How do I fix this

Wait until he's gone then lock him out of the house. Now you won't have to deal with him.

I keep getting headaches. How do I get them to go away?

Hit your head on a hard surface until the pain goes away or you pass out then you won't feel anything!

I am socially awkward and when people talk to me I get nervous and run away screaming, I like baked beans! How can I make myself more confident around other people?