Saw this someplace else and it seemed fun.

In this game you will give the person above you bad advice for the problem they need help with, and then pose your own problem for the person posting after you.

Example:

Post 1: I come off as too arrogant, what should I do?

Post 2: Start referring to yourself formally in third person. They're bound to realize how important you are.

I tried on one of my friend's rings and now it won't come off!

Post 3: Have you tried cutting off your finger?

My computer keeps freezing up.

etcetc..

My friends say I talk like a grandma. How do I make myself seem more hip?

Get glasses and unhip clothes from thrift stores. The distinctiveness of your look is bound to help you be more hip. Also try watching daytime tv and doing crossword puzzles.

How can I be a better photographer?

Get crappy camera and don't hold the camera steady.

I don't have many friends and I feel lonely. What do I do?

Go up to everyone you see and tell them that.

I don't get outside much. What should I do to be more social?

Isolate yourself from everyone and get a crap ton of cats and become a Crazy Old Lady

I have a crush on a boy who already has a girlfriend and I have told one of his friends. What should I do?

Start dating the friend you told. Once your crush sees you with someone else (especially a friend of his!) he'll get crazy jealous and realize his feelings for you.

I keep burning everything I put in the oven. How do I fix this?

(That was actually kinda good advice for a certain type of person ^)

Just don’t put anything in the oven, eat everything cold.

I have finished the final book in a series and a new one is coming out in October. How to I bear with the wait?

Don't send about 500 twitter dm's, emails, and letters to the author asking for an early copy.

I'm basically addicted to food. What should I do?

Easy! Discover a new exciting addiction to replace it with. I've heard shopping, lying and even drama addictions are VERY distracting. It'll be hard to enjoy those tasty meals while anxious about all those new problems you've brought on.

I'm a really bad procrastinator and can't get anything done. How do I get myself more motivated?

Don't have anything to do. If you don't have anything to do, you can't procrastinate.

I keep making Mary Sue OCs (Ava for example), how do I stop?