antagonistic love letters pv ivy bellamy

letter i.
sent february 2nd, 2022.

Dearest Felix,

First of all, you are stupid if you thought you could get away with pretending that you were anonymous. You are like the only person I have had such a negative interaction with since returning to Hogwarts. The amount of people who would dedicate themselves to sending hate mail to me is very low. I am sure that you get loads, though. As a result I will forgive you if you are unable to reply to this on the account of simply receiving way too much hate mail. Also, you have a very distinctive smell. It's very disgusting, but it is all over the letter you sent me and it gave me traumatic flashbacks to the night we met instantly.

You will be glad, I hope, to know that your feelings are very much reciprocated. Whenever I think of you (not on purpose - believe me, thoughts of you are the worst kind of intrusive thoughts), a sudden and uncomparable rage possesses me so swiftly that I am rendered utterly speechless for the rest of the day. Contrary to your deranged and twisted view of yourself as Prince Charming, I must break the news to you that you are very very ugly. Hag-like, almost. As someone who has encountered a hag in the past, if you two were standing next to each other, I would barely be able to tell the difference.

Really, though. You suck big time.

Sincerely, fuck you,
Ivy

@felix jeong

Letter 2

sent: 5th february, late morning.

Ivy,

Currently, my body is convulsing in hysterical laughter, at the thought of you encountering a hag. I might have let myself wonder where for a few moments (quite generous if you ask me) however I remembered that you quite probably have a mirror on your dresser, and thus, this must have been where you encountered that hideous creature. I was not shocked at all at this discovery, but I must say I felt a miniscule drop of pity at the fact that you must be burdened with encountering the face of a hag in your mirror daily. How unfortunate.

Hope you have a horrible day,

Felix

@Ivy Bellamy

letter ii.
sent february 9th, 2022.

Felix,

Do you suck this much on purpose? Actually, you don't need to answer that. I already know the answer, and the answer is yes. I also know that you most definitely take pleasure in annoying me, which is actually very sad on your part. Please get a life and find another hobby, it is really depressing that you dedicate so much of your time writing hate letters to me.

If you are lost on ideas, I would suggest swimming in the Great Lake. Especially if you don't know how.

Hatefully,
Ivy

@felix jeong

Letter 3

sent: 16th february, evening

Goodness Ivy,

I would have expected more from someone who is a whole year older than I. Don't you have any manners? Maybe I could teach you some. Here's one to start with. While I'd absolutely LOVE to fulfill your generous idea on my OWN, I shall do you the favor of inviting you to come with me so that I can push you in and walk away since you seem so desperate to join me. I can just feel your love for me itching through the paper. Are you that obsessed? You really don't have to disguise your love for me- I know you admire this handsome face; many others do too.

Additionally, do not act as though you hate my letters, for I know you wait by your window every morning in hope that I send you one so that you can fawn over it before writing a reply.

Sending many punches and insults,

Felix xx

@Ivy Bellamy

letter iii.
sent february 22nd, 2022.

Felix,

You give yourself way too much credit. In all honesty, you are one of the most repulsive people I have ever met, and believe me when I say I have met many repulsive people.
If anything, you would be the one who is most likely to develop a crush on me. After all, this whole chain of letters was started by you after all. Don't fool yourself, you've got a face only a mother could love.

Worst Regards,
Ivy

@felix jeong