𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
Laura wanted us to catch her
(she owl'd me) and Amanda just so happened to show up 
"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
Here is your espressoAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:33Yep coming now just let it brewAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Can I have my espresso?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Don’t worry I recaptured her currently she is simmering away in the kitchen
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
*spills the espresso by accident* But where's Laura??? *turns red*Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:35Here is your espressoAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:33Yep coming now just let it brewAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Can I have my espresso?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:32
Don’t worry I recaptured her currently she is simmering away in the kitchen
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
Let me do you one better, who is Laura?Amanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:33Yep coming now just let it brewAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Can I have my espresso?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Don’t worry I recaptured her currently she is simmering away in the kitchen
*Someone please do why*
Aaron Schwartz
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
An announcement about the opening of a café in the Room of Requirement caught my eye. "It might be worth checking out," I thought. So, I left the common room, stepped into the corridor, and headed down the stairs, making my way through the connecting passages until I reached the seventh floor. It took a moment for the hidden door in the corridor wall to appear before me. I reached for the handle and stepped inside. I stood there for a moment, taken aback. "What is going on here?" I wondered.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
Aaron Schwartz wrote: Yesterday, 20:36Let me do you one better, who is Laura?Amanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:33Yep coming now just let it brewAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Can I have my espresso?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:32
Don’t worry I recaptured her currently she is simmering away in the kitchen
*Someone please do why*
ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER!! WHY IS LAURA?? Oh a customer!
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"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
Not in your coffeeAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:36*spills the espresso by accident* But where's Laura??? *turns red*Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:35Here is your espressoAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?
Shouts to Manager @Xio Arcana NEW PRISONER CUSTOMER
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
(I AM DYING YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY)Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:39Not in your coffeeAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:36*spills the espresso by accident* But where's Laura??? *turns red*Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:35Here is your espresso
Shouts to Manager @Xio Arcana NEW PRISONER CUSTOMER
"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
lol same and I have a better question What is LauraXio Arcana wrote: Yesterday, 20:39(I AM DYING YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY)Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:39Not in your coffeeAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:36*spills the espresso by accident* But where's Laura??? *turns red*
Shouts to Manager @Xio Arcana NEW PRISONER CUSTOMER
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
That poor thing you had tied up. And I don't want anymore of your espresso. May I have....... three scoops of vanilla ice cream with a some nuts and a strawberry on top?Aaron Schwartz wrote: Yesterday, 20:36Let me do you one better, who is Laura?Amanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:34Wait Where's Laura?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:33Yep coming now just let it brewAmanda Clarke wrote: Yesterday, 20:32Can I have my espresso?Nick Jameson wrote: Yesterday, 20:32
Don’t worry I recaptured her currently she is simmering away in the kitchen
*Someone please do why*
@Nick Jameson! *tries to keep face calm* *speaks in her best imitation of Umbridge*
What did I just hear now?