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hermione granger is Laura Buttner.

how does caffeine keep you awake?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

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By hitting you

How do you read?

~The sea does not ask permission to rise~ The banner emporium

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By hitting the book with my head XD

How do you make an omlet?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

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Make Jorge el Curioso take a photo with a toothbrush and it will appear an omelet

How I breathe?

𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻, 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓪𝓹

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Go to kitchen and sliced an onion 'til you cried your eyes out

How do I send this chat?

give me a lemon and I'll makes us some lemonades
-join if u like pls-

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By going back in time, hitting Neil Armstrong before he reaches the moon so that you can be the first person on moon duh.

How do I get my green pastel bottle back?
(The one @Lily Clarke stole)

I'm outta quotes yall ;)
L. Abel Charles

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I hate you so freaking much yk?
By apologizing to her for irritating her so much and then promising to never annoy her again

How can I make someone shut up about their belongings?

You seem pretty sad
For a girl so in love

sta • 8 | eva • 6 | str • 5 |
wis • 7 | arc • 5 | acc • 9



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Burn the entire world /j glad to see yall bickering that bottle again *munching popcorn*

What should I do to enjoy my free time?

give me a lemon and I'll makes us some lemonades
-join if u like pls-

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Commit crimes XD

What is the fastest way to run a mile?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

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By putting lemon slices on your shoes.

How do lightbulbs work?

Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive today