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Aaron Schwartz

First year, Ravenclaw

357 38

9 Sep 2026, 04:10

For Muggle Studies: Write an essay on the history of electricity and why wizards can't use it

Aaron Schwartz
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Sara Bonnel

First year, Hufflepuff

20 6

9 Sep 2026, 05:48

For DADA: How do you defend yourself against the dark arts while using the dark arts?

Eugenia Smyrnidi

Fourth year, Duellist, Hufflepuff

3 152 373

9 Sep 2026, 06:39

For Dada: predict your patronus before casting it based on how you view the nature of the dark arts

𝙴𝙼𝚂
I’ll Love

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𝙸𝙻𝚉
I’ll Protect

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𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙
I’ll Shine

Xio Arcana

First year, Ravenclaw

472 15

9 Sep 2026, 07:07

For Potions: What temperature do you boil a phoenix feather?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

Eugenia Smyrnidi

Fourth year, Duellist, Hufflepuff

3 152 373

9 Sep 2026, 07:11

For Herbology

How can you cultivate bouncing bulbs on a flying carpet. Hint: include everything you might need to do so.

𝙴𝙼𝚂
I’ll Love

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𝙸𝙻𝚉
I’ll Protect

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𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙
I’ll Shine

Joseph Sims

Third year, Hufflepuff

11 907 267

9 Sep 2026, 07:34

we should start answering da question above thatd be so funny XD

For DADA:
If you were strapped to a chair upside-down at the bottom of the sea, suggest the optimal way to fend yourself from a kappa (provided an egg mayo sandwich and a watering can).

Life is like a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; you never know what you are going to get.

Xio Arcana

First year, Ravenclaw

472 15

9 Sep 2026, 09:31

For DADA:
If you were strapped to a chair upside-down at the bottom of the sea, suggest the optimal way to fend yourself from a kappa (provided an egg mayo sandwich and a watering can).

Eat the eggs from the sandwich while making eye contact with the kappa to establish dominance.

Charms Question: You have enchanted a tea cup, but every tea sipped from this cup tastes too bitter. What was done wrong?
a) Spellwork was incomplete
b) Ingredients were prepared wrong
c) Tea cup was hexed
d) All of the Above

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

Bella Light

First year, Slytherin

472 20

9 Sep 2026, 11:14

Charms Question: You have enchanted a tea cup, but every tea sipped from this cup tastes too bitter. What was done wrong?
a) Spellwork was incomplete
b) Ingredients were prepared wrong
c) Tea cup was hexed
d) All of the Above

D. All of the above, because of course it is!

For potions: You tossed in five random ingredients and the potion exploded. What went wrong?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

Aaron Schwartz

First year, Ravenclaw

357 38

9 Sep 2026, 14:48

Ans: I tossed in the ingredients without thinking of how they would react with each other. It was bound to blow up

For flying:
Give an example of what would happen if you do not take care of your broom

Aaron Schwartz
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Xio Arcana

First year, Ravenclaw

472 15

9 Sep 2026, 19:21

For Flying:
Give an example of what would happen if you do not take care of your broom?

Unkept bristles can affect manuvering and speeds, while brittle sticks can affect weight integrity.

For magic creatures: What is the best remedy for a Phoenix burn?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

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