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A puppet show with a screaming fire made of water
What is a car

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a thing that holds fish

What is a broomstick?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

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A dessert you eat,

What is a plant?

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A song about algebra from Saturn written by drunk Martians

What is a watering can

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Something that you must carry around with you every day! Itโ€™ll ward off Peeves. He doesnโ€™t like watering cans, you see.

What do you do in Potions class?

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ah, thatโ€™s easy, you stick your face in a catโ€™s fur!

Whereโ€™s mars?

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arc power: 5 โ€ข Strength: 5
stamina: 7 โ€ข acc: 5
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Obviously, Mars is found under your bed!

Why do cats say 'Miaow?'

Please come to my shop, Pink Lemonade!
Selling my Chocolate Frog Cards, find the post in The Counter Chat!

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It's obviously because earth is the farthest planet from the sun.

What are ducks?

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A comet in the sky

What is a book?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

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Purple aliens eating woolly socks. Do you even have to ask?

What is the Ministry?