Children Of Chaos

We should have a whole room in it reserved for pets! And a pool! And a treehouse! No, I have not had caffeine this morning.

Tina Carille wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:13

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Ok? Mr…What’s your surname?

Sims. I've never appreciated the family line but better off Sims than Wong like my old wife was. She insisted she leave me, not that I care anyway. A rotten temperament she had, good riddance.

My daughter still sucks up to her I think, but that's none of my business. The follies of adolescence.

Briar Anderson wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:09

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

*splats eggs on him* Oh um- sorry scary neighbour

*glares*
Careful, insolent whippersnapper. You do not want me as an enemy.

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Or.....what?

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:14

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Or.....what?

Is that a threat, young lady?

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:16

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:14

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Or.....what?

Is that a threat, young lady?

Maybe

I, rly confuzzled

Grace Hodgkins-Quinn wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:25 I, rly confuzzled

Lol you're not the only one

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:16

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:16

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:14

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Lilly Lightwood wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 08:31 I have to give a speech at school today

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Or.....what?

Is that a threat, young lady?

Maybe

Maybe, you say. You simpletons and your arrogance, always thinking you sound so smart. Fine by me. Just don't expect your petty logic to hold in court where proper grown-ups handle disputes.

Wait wait wait @Ophelia Vanderbilt I know I’m the cousin but can I be visiting for a few weeks in the summer and will you put me on family tree? I just realized being the cousin isn’t as cool as I thought it would be.

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:28

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:16

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:16

Lily Isobel McCoire wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 14:14

Joseph Sims wrote: 16 Jun 2026, 12:03

Good luck.

To those who do not yet know me, I am the father of your new neighbour Lauren. I will expect absolutely no nonsense in this neighbourhood whatsoever.

Or.....what?

Is that a threat, young lady?

Maybe

Maybe, you say. You simpletons and your arrogance, always thinking you sound so smart. Fine by me. Just don't expect your petty logic to hold in court where proper grown-ups handle disputes.

But mine would hold up in court, sir. You may think I'm simple or arrogant, but I am smart. What do you think about that, sir?