My birthday on HiO
Your friend just gave me an idea for my bestie's birthday lolGeorge Calder wrote: 10 Jun 2026, 05:47 Thanks! I would like to share some of my funniest moments from my birthday.
3. Mom : WTH how are you getting so many birthday wishes from random people who you barely know? Are you FAMOUS? Are you running a YouTube channel? You're grounded!
Me : Mom, it's just HiO.
Mom : Oh. That's GREAT! You're making FRIENDS!
2. Me : Uhm, why are (x-1) candles lighted?
Grandpa: You have to light the xth candle! If you blow them out, it means your life has ended!
Me : Oh. Got it.
(NB x is my age now, I prefer not to reveal it)
1. Friend : Look at that file I sent you! 'lmao.exe'
Me : Why such a weird name? *clicks it*
File : Self destruct in 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5…
Me : AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
File : 4… 3… 2…
Me : *runs out of the house*
File : 1… *music plays* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me : *calling my friend* WTH DID YOU SEND ME A DUD BIRTHDAY NUKE FOR!!!
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My birthday on HiO
Hhaha funny~~George Calder wrote: 10 Jun 2026, 05:47 Thanks! I would like to share some of my funniest moments from my birthday.
3. Mom : WTH how are you getting so many birthday wishes from random people who you barely know? Are you FAMOUS? Are you running a YouTube channel? You're grounded!
Me : Mom, it's just HiO.
Mom : Oh. That's GREAT! You're making FRIENDS!
2. Me : Uhm, why are (x-1) candles lighted?
Grandpa: You have to light the xth candle! If you blow them out, it means your life has ended!
Me : Oh. Got it.
(NB x is my age now, I prefer not to reveal it)
1. Friend : Look at that file I sent you! 'lmao.exe'
Me : Why such a weird name? *clicks it*
File : Self destruct in 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5…
Me : AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
File : 4… 3… 2…
Me : *runs out of the house*
File : 1… *music plays* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me : *calling my friend* WTH DID YOU SEND ME A DUD BIRTHDAY NUKE FOR!!!
I might do that as well
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My birthday on HiO
Lily Clarke wrote: 10 Jun 2026, 08:45Hhaha funny~~George Calder wrote: 10 Jun 2026, 05:47 Thanks! I would like to share some of my funniest moments from my birthday.
3. Mom : WTH how are you getting so many birthday wishes from random people who you barely know? Are you FAMOUS? Are you running a YouTube channel? You're grounded!
Me : Mom, it's just HiO.
Mom : Oh. That's GREAT! You're making FRIENDS!
2. Me : Uhm, why are (x-1) candles lighted?
Grandpa: You have to light the xth candle! If you blow them out, it means your life has ended!
Me : Oh. Got it.
(NB x is my age now, I prefer not to reveal it)
1. Friend : Look at that file I sent you! 'lmao.exe'
Me : Why such a weird name? *clicks it*
File : Self destruct in 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5…
Me : AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
File : 4… 3… 2…
Me : *runs out of the house*
File : 1… *music plays* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me : *calling my friend* WTH DID YOU SEND ME A DUD BIRTHDAY NUKE FOR!!!
I might do that as well
It sure was exiting and scary though
But it was fun
I am alive !!!