Ridiculously wrong answers!

No one will ever wear pants on the street!
Why do people go to school?

Because it is under construction and currently inhabited by flamingos

What is a book?

A book is a specific type of rock, you can make sand from it too, it also attracts snails, it's shape is a thin triangle, crickets with hats often live here and eat the rock, sadly a book is only for 5 years before being fully eaten by crickets with hats. It was discovered in 1879, and went extinct in 1999. But luckily there are ones that haven't been fully eaten and have been brought into the rock museum, books are now exhibited in the Rock Museum, it's location is on California, Romania, UK, sadly is not available in USA.

What is an eye?

Eye is an acronym for Electric Yoyo Era.

What dose H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E spell?

It spells 'I take my money at smarts'

What is a helicopter?

The first ever meatball to land on Zorganath 5

What is an eraser?

An eraser is a special type of gum that can only be eaten for 10 seconds


What is a cat?

A cat is the graph of a cosine function in the standard x-y coordinate diagram.
Why can't fish walk on land?

Because the Floo Fighters will be featured on the show Witching Hour.

Where is this silly Portkey ?!

The Portkey is sitting among the clouds, waiting for you!

What do house elves look like?