Ridiculously wrong answers!

The dog is runny away!

Do I need to sleep?

"Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood.โ€ โ€” Marie Curie

Ridiculously wrong answers!
No, you can sustain yourself with some delicious nitrogen :>

How do I bake a cookie?

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Pour some cake mix into a cup cake tin and wait for 36.279 hours and voila! your cookies! :grin:

How do I fly a broom?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 โ€ข Evasion 7 โ€ข Strength 4 โ€ข Wisdom 6 โ€ข
Arcane power 4โ€ข Accuracy 8

Ridiculously wrong answers!
run in circles flapping your arms

how do you brew a potion?

iNPC: Alexander Whitlock

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You flip a coin and pray for the best

How do you write a letter?

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You take a piece of paper and rip it into shreds, tada you get a letter.

How do I ride a bike?

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Without a helmet or any safety training whatsoever

How do I catch a train?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 โ€ข Evasion 7 โ€ข Strength 4 โ€ข Wisdom 6 โ€ข
Arcane power 4โ€ข Accuracy 8

Ridiculously wrong answers!
That's easy, just manufacture yourself a magical fishing net and wait for a train to come along! They always follow the same hunting patterns, so just scoop them up and haul them away! :D

What's the oldest animal known to man?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Itโ€™s 55! Am I right?

Who is the first person to land on the moon?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Me ofcourse!

The cow is flying! Do you see it?

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