~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But your sister steals it behind your back.....
I wish I am in Gryffindor

Granted! Except every single other Gryffindor on the planet gets ejected into outer space!

I wish I could summon the tastiest ice cream in whatever flavour I want, whenever I want!

Granted! But you cannot eat anything else.

I wish I could make a real book, with a real cover, normal - sized, I can read it, I am allowed to read it, everyone else can and is allowed to read it, it is real not in my head, I can do other things too, it doesn't ever disappear, it becomes famous worldwide, everyone reads it and likes it, it doesn't hurt or kill anybody, it doesn't upset or bring negative emotions to anybody, the book is not empty, it has pages, it has readable words and chapters and is normal, I am allowed to write it, I want to write it, it is not an exact copy of any other book in the whole wide world...

I think that's it?

Granted. You have a book that can do all those things, can be read by you and anyone. However, after it’s read by someone for the very first time it bursts into flames and disintegrates and becomes famous around the world as the book that magically combusted after the very first time it was read. (You said it couldn’t disappear not that it could disintegrate from fire/be destroyed )

I wish I would never have to worry about money or bills.

granted, but you are forever in debt

i wish i knew my bff that moved's adress so i could write

Granted, but... you're not allowed to write, your parents forbid you.

I wish I had a real fish, (a dead one) that I can eat and it tastes as EVERY single fish should taste, I can eat the whole thing, I don't have to share, it won't disappear, disintegrate or be destroyed IN ANY WAY, it is safe to eat it, it won't kill or hurt ANYBODY or ANYTHING before OR after eating, (Or whilst eating), it doesn't cost, I am allowed to eat it and I have the ability to and can eat it, no one takes it IN ANY WAY, I don't randomly become vegitarian, I am allowed to eat other foods too, I can eat is as long or short as I want, I can eat as much or little as I want, I don't die or get hurt, uh... I think that's it?
Wait no. It doesn't get smaller (apart from when I'm eating it), or bigger... I don't feel unwell or ill before, after or whilst eating it, I don't have ton share it with anybody.... and it tastes like a NORMAL fish, not a chocolate or different one. It tastes like... Fish! Maybe this is it? I hope so. Try corrupt this!

You get exactly what you asked for: a real, edible, perfectly fish-tasting fish that’s safe, eternal, and yours alone. But every time you take a bite, it regenerates the moment you stop chewing—never smaller, never gone. You can eat it forever, but never finish it. Although you're allowed to eat other foods, everything now tastes like fish - cake, fruit, chocolate, all of it. The fish never rots, never disappears, never leaves. It just sits there. Always whole. Always waiting for you to continue this never ending cycle.

I wish to be permanently and unconditionally content, and this does not cause harm to anyone or anything.

You are content permanently… but you live in a world of opposites so technically you are always unhappy

I want to have a collection of really good books to read…

Granted! But, after a week any unread ones burst into flames and you will never again have access to the unread books for the rest of your life. And, the ones that you managed to read, get stuck to the bookshelf so well, that you pull and pull and wish you could reread them but you never can.

I wish I could turn into a mermaid when ever I want and unturn when I want to. And the transformation won't hurt me or drain my energy. And no bad people will ever learn my secret. I will also have a pretty, colorful tail.

Granted! But Neptune steals your magic and banishes you from the ocean

I wish to graduate every 72 hours