Is Hogwarts Worth It?

No way! Meeting people is half the fun!

Would you eat a vomit flavored Every Flavor bean every morning for your whole Hogwarts career?

I figure I'll learn to like it eventually???

Would you do triple the amount of your least favourite class's homework every year?

Hmm… absolutely! I like all my classes, so I like this one too, just less than the others

Would you still go to Hogwarts if you had to wake up at midnight every night to take a two-hour swim in the Great Lake?

Sure, Mabie then I'd actually learn to swim! ( And I'd get used to the cold quickly. )

Would you wear a sweater every day it is hot? ( If you take it off, you are expelled. )

Well yikes! Hmm… I can just stay inside! Even on warm and sunny days, the insides of buildings are chilly to me! I will probably be wearing a sweater anyway D: also that’s a very harsh punishment-

Would you still go to Hogwarts if every day every single student and professor had to drink Polyjuice Potion of Dumbledore all day?

Well, alright, that might actually turn out to be very interesting!

Would you still go to Hogwarts if had to wear neon pink robes, and everyone else black robes?

Oh… well I might just die of embarrassment! The sheer self-consciousness!! Pfft, who needs magic when you can keep your dignity!

Would you still go to Hogwarts if every bed, armchair, couch, and chair was made of living acromantulas? (The big ones from the Forbidden Forest) just carrying you around the castle…

No way! I hate spiders! Then I could never use the furniture! ( Or look at the furniture )

Is Hogwarts worth never having any weekend off? ( You have to do homework or some other chore every weekend for all your time there. )

Of course! I despise weekends anyway uhh sometimes

Would you still go to Hogwarts if your thoughts were displayed over your head wherever you go?

No! That would be too embarrassing. ( I sometimes think the worst possible thing, when I don't really mean it. )

Will you still attend Hogwarts if you could only wear too small shoes for all your time there?