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Life is because of a chipmunk and a squirrel

How is life?

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Life’s effect is when you lie under a bed and sing happy birthday at the top of your lungs to a photo of a lion.

How do you sing?

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!

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You sing by tapping your head and rubbing your elbow while screaming at the top of your lungs.

How do you walk?

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You walk by dancing while waving your hands above your head.

How do you dance?

Be the hero or be the villain, it doesn’t matter, just be happy, be you, and be the main character in your story.

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You dance by jumping up and down like a frog!

What is an example of a pie?

"The world whispers so many secrets if you just listen."
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a giraffe mixed with a zebra is the best example of a pie!

what is nanotechnology?

-Some people feel the rain while others just get wet..

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Nanotechnology is where computer scientists work to implant bananos into phone batteries to optimize the best charging speed!

How did Dobby get into Hogwarts?

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damn thats actually cool!

Dobby got into Hogwarts by tapdancing his way through the Forbidden Forest then the Charms and Potions class (I actually dont know how, forgot T.T)


How do u brush ur teeth tho?

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I brush my teeth like this:
Step 1: go outside
Step 2: find the prettiest-looking stick
Step 3: feed the stick to the first animal you see(including hoomans)
Step 4: eat salt
Step 5: spit out the salt cause it tastes horrible
Step 6: take out your wand and cast Scourgify on your teeth
congrats, you've brushed your teeth!

What should the mascot of Hogwarts be?

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cool method, will do that today!

a cake. literally. looking at the OOC chats, a cake is T.T

What r u supposed to wear to a bday party?

-Some people feel the rain while others just get wet..