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In the Sahara desert

Why are there pink flamingo toys all over my house (ACTUALLY WHY. WTF)

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lol
Umbridge sent them if they're all pink ๐Ÿ”ช

Why does Parry Hotter wear glasses? ๐Ÿค“

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

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Because his vision's perfect

What is a dog

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A dog is the most expensive type of cauldron, used very specifically and only for brewing Veritaserum. The adorable dog cauldron will amplify the powers of Veritaserum, forcing the drinker to melt under the highly dangerous and powerful dark spell "Puppy-dog Eyes."

Who is Lucius Malfoy?

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A nice person

How can I fly

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by jumping off a roof yelling IM FLYING

๐“—๐“ช๐”ƒ๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ธ๐“ท
๐““๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ฝ: ๐“Ÿ๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต
๐“ž๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ฝ:
๐•Š๐•ฅ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ค: ๐•Š๐•ฅ๐•’ ๐ŸŸ| ๐”ผ๐•ง๐•’ ๐Ÿž| ๐•Š๐•ฅ๐•ฃ ๐Ÿ| ๐•Ž๐•š๐•ค ๐Ÿ | ๐”ธโ„™ ๐ŸŸ| ๐”ธ๐•”๐•” ๐ŸŸ|
๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“œ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฎ
๐“‘๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฎ ๐“–๐“ป๐“ฎ๐”‚
๐““๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ฝ: ๐“ฒ๐“๐“Ÿ๐“’ ๐““๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ผ

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Bree Grey wrote: 1 Apr 2025, 20:16 by jumping off a roof yelling IM FLYING
Wah... wheres your question :'(

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Her question is somewhere in space, another universe.

Why?

STA - 7 | EVA - 8 | STR - 6
WIS - 7 | AP - 5 | ACC - 7
STA - 7 | EVA - 8 | STR - 5
WIS - 4 | AP - 3 | ACC - 8

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Because xkcd said so

Why is my motivation gone

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Because the wind stole it and gave it to the trees

Why do we get angry

Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you