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I think you need to try squeezing as many Christmas ornaments into your microwave as possible 
that's what my friend suggested anyway 
How do I do a handstand?
that's what my friend suggested anyway How do I do a handstand?
Life is like a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; you never know what you are going to get.
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Step 1. Break your hands.
Step 2. Move to the country farthest away from you.
Step 3. Call your mother.
Result: If you've followed the procedures correctly, you would be able to handstand.
Step 2. Move to the country farthest away from you.
Step 3. Call your mother.
Result: If you've followed the procedures correctly, you would be able to handstand.
Stamina: 6 / Evasion: 10 / Strength: 1 / Wisdom: 6 / ArcPower: 2 / Accuracy: 10
FC: Walker Scobell
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No question was asked, so lemme answer Jose's question:
You can do a handstand by doing a backflip off of your bed, into your bathroom, and delivering the bar of soap to Pettely's door. After he accumulates 16 bars of soap, all who contributed soap will gain the power to do perfect handstands.
How do I make bread?
You can do a handstand by doing a backflip off of your bed, into your bathroom, and delivering the bar of soap to Pettely's door. After he accumulates 16 bars of soap, all who contributed soap will gain the power to do perfect handstands.
How do I make bread?
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You take a rock, put it in a bowl, cover it in flower and water, put it in the attic to 500 hours take it out, flip it upside down and spin it 5 times. You will have bread that way!
How do I eat an apple
How do I eat an apple
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
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Lift up an elephant and use it as a dumbbell. Every time you gain some strength, bits of apple get filled in your stomach teehee 
How do I stop a crying kid? MY NEWBORN COUSIN IS KILLING ME LOL
How do I stop a crying kid? MY NEWBORN COUSIN IS KILLING ME LOL
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
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Give them a shiny rock, then steal one sock from each pair that they own. Tie all the mismatched socks together and bake in the oven at 400*F. Slice thinly and serve on top of strawberry ice cream. Add the shiny rock on top as a garnish. This is a surefire way to get a kid to stop crying and start screaming! 
How do I take off my shoes?
How do I take off my shoes?
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Walk up to your knees in a lake and scream at the top of your lungs before running back to your house
How do I turn on a light?
How do I turn on a light?
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
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First of all, switch off the light. next, stand in the middle of the room and sing despacito as loud as you can. The light will be turned on automatically 
Why can't I fly?
Why can't I fly?
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
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you can’t fly because sadly, evil scientists took our right to fly by inflicting a deadly disease in our ancestors years ago, and that is why we have those little pointy things we call shoulder blades. they used to be wings!!! wings!! why should we suffer for what they did? lets get our wings back!
hey, i’ve been wondering this for a whole now, why do I have a backyard filled with grass?