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An owl tells time! It lets out a hoot at each hour of the day to remind you to high five the person on your right (but never ever the person on your left).

What are mirrors used for?

Who hasn't made a deal with a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing and motives?
*aggressively drinks tea*
Here, hold my morals. I've got some sketchy stuff to take care of...

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Uh, you don’t know what mirrors are used for? Well, let me tell you! Mirrors are used for art, and you paint on it, slapping paint on it! ^^

What is a castle?

brookline quinn | peter smith
is it female rage or am i just my father’s daughter?

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A castle is a special brush used to clean toilets :wise:

Why does chopping an onion make you cry?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

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Because you hear it scream in your head.

Why do cars have wheels?

Be like a flower, survive the rain but use it to grow.
#0b4b16

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Cars have wheels for emotional support. After all, carrying the burdens of Muggles must become tiring! .0.

How do I get dressed?

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. 𝄞 Shop ˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔ iNPC: Akari Kabukimono

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By putting under wear on your head a danceing

✧-✧-✧They say that words are stronger
than actions but word's can also hurt more✧-✧-✧
ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤

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Uhm you forgot the question Ellie! I'll continue-

What are lampposts?

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Lampposts are something you use to extract DNA from a cell!! :lol:

Why is blood red?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

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Blood is red because it turns red after reading and singing the words in the book obviously!

How do you read? Also sorry I forgot the question!

✧-✧-✧They say that words are stronger
than actions but word's can also hurt more✧-✧-✧
ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤

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You place a book in the shredder and turn the pieces into a collage

Why do we have hair?

Who hasn't made a deal with a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing and motives?
*aggressively drinks tea*
Here, hold my morals. I've got some sketchy stuff to take care of...