~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But now your hair has a mind of its own and changes styles at random, sometimes at the worst possible moments! One second it’s perfect, the next it’s a bird’s nest.

I wish I could step into books and experience the stories firsthand.

Granted! Two seconds into your first book and you've been charred to cinders by a fire dragon

I wish evil people didn't exist...

Granted! Evil people no longer exist, but in their absence, the definition of "evil" shifts, and now even the smallest mistakes are judged as unforgivable, leading to a society ruled by absolute, merciless justice. Womp.

I wish for UNLIMITED knowledge.

Sure, but since your brain has unlimited knowledge on bad things about this world.

Negative information is technically unlimited.


I wish I could teleport.

Wish granted! Every time you take a bite of food, you teleport to somewhere random. Whoever's helping you teleport seems to really like jails, for some reason...

I wish I could pause time around me so I can do whatever I want! Sleeeeeep

same here...
Granted!! But your school does it coincidentally only when you're absent

I wish I would get more than 70 out of 80 in my science exam this time

Granted!! But your exam paper gets lost in a mysterious school mix-up, and they can only give you an estimated score… which turns out to be 69.9 instead. So close!

I wish I could wake up feeling completely refreshed every morning!

granted! but you crash in the afternoons because feeling completely fresh in the mornings has a price!

I wish whatever is making this weird squeaking noise, in my room, goes away!

It goes away... to your best friend's throat.

I wish I could beat the second gargoyle fight on Hogwarts Legacy and PROGRESS with the game. (They just keep coming...)

Granted! You easily wipe out all the gargoyles only to realize that a third round of 40 gargoyles is headed your way five minutes later. Hmm...

I wish nobody had arthritis