~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

They are in leprechaun gold.

I wish i had the power to control people's minds

Granted! But now everytime you do so, your brain controls several people at once and malfunctions.

I wish I could get more galleons per month and they are not leprechaun golds.

Granted! But an error happens every time and you get -1G
I wish I could get a firebolt

Granted! But rather you get a broom named bolt which has been set on fire.

I wish I could get more galleons per month and they are definitely not leprechaun golds. Also, with no error of whatsoever.

Do you expect people to not steal it? They aren't protected from the 'Accio' Charm, so they get summoned by other people and get stolen.

I wish I could get a dog.

Granted! But your dog gets rabiessorrrrrry!
I wish pett wasn't a racist

*For people who think otherwise, he's talking about the Wizard bloodline stuff.*

Wish granted! Instead of being prejudiced against, umm, pure bloods I guess?? (wha-), Pettely is now prejudiced against grass!

I wish I could invent a very delicious ice cream flavor that I would love and could sell

Ha, ha, I never touch grass.

Granted. But you only invent one scoop, and you forgot the recipe. (You can still sell a scoop, you know)

I wish I had an invisibility cloak.

Granted! But now you can't find it anywhere!

I wish I could get more galleons per month and they are definitely not leprechaun golds. Also, with no error of whatsoever and if someone tries to touch them (except me) without my permission than they get electrocuted.