~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! You have unlocked the secret of express shipping yourself! Now you can get across the world in a crate!

I wish that the stand on my picture would actually start working.

Granted!! But it works only when you're around!!

I wish my crush would be in the same class as me this year

Granted! But then you totally embarrass yourself in front of him... Not fr, I promise!!

I wish we could choose our own class next year...I'm soo going to miss the one I'm in now! *Needs a Huffie Hug* (Btw if you're not a huffie, that's just what we call it, it doesn't just mean Huffies in this case)

Granted! *grants a Huffie Hug* You happily choose your class, but it turns out all your friends swapped to a different one without realizing! You are now locked into a one-on-one class with your teacher. (idk, maybe that's good? a lil?)

I wish I could magic the perfect clothes whenever I want. plz they're always too thin or too itchy or too long or too short bruh

Granted! But they are always in your least flattering color.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted! But only your upper half teleports.

I wish I could read other people's minds.

Granted! But you realised everyone secretly hates you

I wish I could be everyone's friend

Which includes clinging parasites-

I wish me and my gf could be in the same house:(
Seriously though, I wish the people at my school weren't fan-girling over me(Help-)

Granted but she breaks up with you and it’s now awkward between the two of you.

I wish magical creatures were real.

Granted, ill-luck, you've just been scorched to cinders by a dragon

I wish I had less homework