What would you do if...

Throw a funeral for it.

What would you do if a giant red button that said 'push me' suddenly appeared in the middle of your bedroom?

Press it as hard as humanly possible!

What would you do if your pet rock came to life in its funeral?

Be so happy I'd shed tears and hug it.

What would you do if it died from the uh...nonexistent bone crushing hug?

I'd cry my heart out, throw a grand funeral for it and remember not to give anyone a bone crushing hug ever again

What would you do if someone purposely spilled coffee on your favourite book??

Spill my drink all over the person

What would you do if someone offered you coconut milk with 600% sugar?

[quote]Since I'm allergic to coconut, I wouldn't take it.

What would you do if someone made your favorite drink but didn't offer you any but your friends got a glass?

Steal my friends glass of the drink (i have good friends they would understand.i hope)

I would feed it and take care of it! Avery loves cats, so she would probably take it as her own!

What would you do if you could bring someone back from the dead for a day?

I'd revive my grandfather. Ruth would do the same.

What would you do if you're overthinking about how someone thinks about you?

i'm badly an overthinker ;_;
Maybe I'd focus on myself rather than trying to predict what they think about me. We can't change what someone thinks about us, can we?

What would you do if you were a billionaire?