~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But your wifi cuts out every five minutes and your computer has to force reset. You also suffer from sleep loss.

I wish I could write the best imagery description straight from my mind!

Granted but nobody can read it since its in an alien language.

I wish I could read every second of the day

Granted! You read every second of the day. No sleeping. No eating. No resting. Just. Reading.

I wish I could have an army of pokemon plushies.

YAY!
Granted! They follow you around and smother you to death. At least you die surrounded by cuteness

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four impala

Ermmm I understood almost nothing(are those lyrics??) but your wishes, that I can figure out, have been granted! You, an extremely tall 11 year old, have been pulverized by your vengeful rabbit wielding a bat.

I wish there was no dust ever! Either be a clump or air!

Granted! But each time you do, you take their difficulties into yourself. Be careful.

I wish that all my griddles would stop breaking.

Granted! Instead of breaking, they randomly start floating up into the air at times. Don't forget to catch them!

I wish people would not ghost me

Granted! But now you cant listen to others.

I wish i could eat nuts im allergic

Granted! Now you can eat nuts to your heart's content, but you are allergic to chocolate!

I wish the temperature was always perfect

Granted but you always have to wear a heavy coat that makes it miserable.

I wish I could skip this day.