~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! Nari decides to wish for Joseph and wishes that every 1/20 pieces of grass he walks on will be covered in soap.

I wish healthcare was free.

Granted! But it can never save anyone.

I wish I had a million wishes

Granted! But they come in the form of mosquitos.

I wish my dishes would wash themselves.

Granted! They apply soap to themselves, then your dishes with scrub each other, creating a terrible screeching sound and leaving scrape marks in your dishes.

I wish everyone in the world had an account on HiO

Granted! But none of them will rp with you

I wish I could understand every language

Granted! But you cannot speak any of them.

I wish the atmosphere would be completely clean and balanced again.

YAYYY!!! Wish granted! All dead people have been rejuvenated. After ten minutes of world peace, love, and happiness, suddenly everyone realizes just who has been resurrected. Oh- is that a declaration of World War... again...? Oh also Voldy and Grindelwald have joined the fray. Oops. Also that wish was worded beautifully

I wish... hrmrmmrmm... I had a lot of confidence!

Granted! You truly believe that you are superman. Unfortunately, you are not.

I wish that caramel apples had 47.3% more caramel.

Granted! The manufacturers decide to add extra caramel to the recipe. Unfortunately, as they are made, all of the excess drips off the racks, as much of the caramel does during the making of caramel apples. They lose 26.2% profit.

I wish I had unlimited candy!

Granted! Everytime you eat a piece you throw it up again and get to eat it again.

I wish I had 5 more dogs