~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but it automatically disappears after 1 minute of being conjured...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.

Granted, but it's radioactive chocolate I'd eat it anyway; chocolate is chocolaye

I wish I had an invisibility cloak...

Granted but it only works on clothes and and you don't know it's only working on your clothes, good luck with the emperor's New clothes scenario.

I wish I never had to eat, sleep or go to the toilet again while still living a long and happy life

Granted! You're now Henneguya salminicola

I wish I could breathe underwater

Granted! But while your newfound gills are working to cycle the oxygen from the water, the excess water is actually going into your stomach! You will be forever hydrated and constantly need to go to the bathroom

I wish everyone was in perfect health all the time

Granted, but that doesn't include you. Sorry

I wish I was an extrovert instead

Granted! But now everything you say is done at top volume, and everyone recognizes your voice!

I wish I could sleep for a perfect 9 hours everytime I went to bed

Haha that wish sounds like you just made them Accalia

Granted but you become the world's heaviest sleeper and not even distaster can wake you during your nine hours.

I wish I was the world's greatest musician

Granted, but other celebs are jealous of you and you have people to assassinate you

I wish I could spend all day on HiO ;_;

Dat's what I've been doing today
I'm becoming even more delulu

Granted, but there's no one online to talk to...

I wish I could have an unlimited supply of chocolate!!