~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but only for a minute

I wish I never felt physical pain...

GRANTED, but you feel emotional pain instead

I wish I could be the happiest person alive

Granted, but EVERYONE else if super doomy-gloomy...

I wish I could prank my math teacher without getting caught

OH

Granted, but it's mutual

I wish I could help the needy

Granted! But they hate you for it!

I wish I could live in a mansion

granted, but it's haunted (the demons like to sing baby shark there too)

I wish I could be a genius

Granted but you have to sleep for 23 hours a day, so you’re only awake and thinking for an hour

I wish my room was organized

Granted, but you can't get in your room.

I wish I could speak all the languages

Granted but you always pronounce the words slightly wrong. The native speakers can still very much understand you but you will annoy the daylight out of them.

I wish that I only have good hair days

Granted but your skin will be covered in pimples and blackheads

I wish that I could stop time