Spilled Tea ☕
Fellow aliens, I have news. Official Government Statement of the Martian Society:
The council of the free Martian society has stated that the only thing they will allow is a peaceful invasion of the planet Earth, as otherwise it might devastate their population, which is already in hiding from the humans. So, we will only provide ships and supplies (you know how much you rely on us) if we go there peacefully, try to blend in with the earthlings and make relations more stable. In the midst of forming better relations, we are telling @Cass Ito and @Kenzie Thatcher that they may open a new bakery of their chain here on Mars. We all want your delicious stuff. So, if peaceful, we will let you take our spaceships to Earth, otherwise, nothing for you my alien pals. No deal if there is a possibility of casualties and actual war.
Spilled Tea ☕
Shhhh you never saw that
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Spilled Tea ☕
Awww alright but can we agree to eradicate Math at least? ^~^
Life is like a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; you never know what you are going to get.
Spilled Tea ☕
They made me solve 64 math problems today 
You are not you when you are sane.
Spilled Tea ☕
wow girl you're in hell or something ?
do you need rescue ?
do you need rescue ?
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Spilled Tea ☕
I DO NEED rescue...
please...
You are not you when you are sane.
Spilled Tea ☕
ONE RESCUE PARTY COMING RIGHT UP
watch the front door
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Spilled Tea ☕
I've got eyes on the door!
Her aura is made of poetry, roses, and galaxies
~Kenzie Thatcher~
Incendiarism Kenzie
Spilled Tea ☕
that is not like basic hw warmup?
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