Dear Boyfriend PV Lamik Closed

Lamik Fillestar
Somewhere, Somewhere.
Someday mid/late June 2019

Dear boyfriend,

You know, it's quite rude not to answer your girlfriend's questions. Luckily for you, my sister gave me some more questions to ask you. Well, actually, she told me to look on the internet, but let's just say that she told me cause it's cooler to get advice from your younger sister than the world wide web. I expect 30 words to each question, minimum, or else I'll tell everyone you smell like vomit. Which you probably do; remember our first kiss? It was so romantic.

Anyway, here are the questions I guess you are my crush cause that's what this website told me: 

1. Do you have a close relationship with your parents?
2. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
3. Do you think you’ll always live in the home of your family?
4. Do you know how your parents met?
5. What’s your nickname at home?
6. Do you have an extended family? How often do you see them?
7. What’s your favorite quote from a TV show or movie?
8. What kinds of music/sports are you into?
9. What was the last book you’ve read?
10. What was the recent book that made an impression on you?
11. When is your birthday?
12. What’s your zodiac sign?
13. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
14. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
15. Why did you break up with your ex? (Ask this if you know for a fact that he/she has an ex)
16. Have you ever been in love?
17. What was your first impression of me?
18. What’s your idea of the perfect date?
19. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about in soul mates?
20. If you had a chance to be anyone for a whole day, who would you be and why?
21. What’s the most critical thing you want to achieve in your life?
22. Can you sum up your life’s philosophy in one sentence?
23. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose to live?
24. If a genie grants you three wishes, what would they be?
25. If you could take one day off to do anything you want, how would you spend the day?
26. Which town/city did you grow up in?
27. Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends?
28. What’s your favorite childhood memory?
29. What’s the most embarrassing or naughtiest thing you did when you were young?
30. If you can go back to do one thing differently, what would that be?
31. Which part of your past would you like to relive?
32. Do you prefer cats or dogs?
33. Would you rather become rich or famous?
34. Do you think it’s easier to ask for permission or forgiveness?
35. If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d buy?
36. What do you think the future of the world is going to be like?
37. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
38. When was the last time when you honestly felt appreciated or loved?
39. What parts of your life have improved in the previous 5 or 10 years?
40. What parts of your life have worsened in the last 5 or 10 years?
41. In your opinion, what’s the primary cause of loneliness?
42. Why aren’t there more meaningful relationships out there when that’s what everyone wants?
43. What type of instrument reflects your personality?
44. Who is your number one fan/supporter?
45. How would you describe your favorite color without the use of color words?
46. Have the roles of your family members changed since you were still a child?
47. Was there ever a time in your life when you felt like faith was a real thing?
48, 49, 50, 51. Have you ever been in other countries? What did you learn during your travels? How different were things there from here? Were there any similarities?
52. Do you feel more comfortable or in the city?
53. In your opinion, what makes humanity successful?
54. If you could travel anywhere in a blink of an eye, where would you go?
55. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
56. What is the ugliest thing in the world?
57. Do you work out a lot?
58. What do you look for in a guy/girl?
59. How do you stay so attractive?
60. How are you so good at your job? (You can also ask about a sport or hobby he/she does well)
61. What would your ideal date be?
62. Where did you learn to be so funny?
63. What was the first thought that popped into your mind when you met me?
64. What’s the best date you’ve ever been on?
65. Who is your celebrity crush?
66. Should guys always make the first move or should girls do it too?
67. Which would you prefer that people see you as smart or sexy?
68. Are you looking for a relationship anytime soon? trick question, we're dating!
69. What’s the one thing that makes you happy?
70. What pet names appeal to you?
71. What’s your biggest turn on when you’re on a date with someone?
72, 73. Can you describe yourself in 3 words? Okay, now can you explain me using just three words?
74. Are your parents as attractive as you?
75. Do you prefer cuddling or making out?
76. If you could have any job you wanted, what would you choose to be?
77. What’s the one thing you’d lie about to your significant other?
78. What was your first date like?
79. What makes you feel the most nervous?
80. Would you rather have x-ray vision or have the power of invisibility?
81. If you could change anything in your life, what would you change?
82. Would you like to go out on a date with me?

Obviously, the question to the last one is duh; it was rhetorikal! Hehe. Boyfriend, I know that you're confused and think that we aren't dating, but as I said to you before, we've done all the steps. We. Are. In. Like. I remember when you saved my life...twice. Do you do that for a friend?

I think we should have our first real date in Diagon Alley, or maybe in the Great Hall next year. We can't move too quickly!

Have a nice day, boyfriend.

Sincerely,

Mari Haynes

Lamik Fillestar
Somewhere, Somewhere.
Someday late June 2019

Dear boyfriend,

I don't really know what is up with you, but I'm glad that your parents know about our relationship! I've told mum and dad, of course, and Lucy and Grace, and they are thrilled. So I guess we should plan on our first date being at Hogwarts, then? They don't seem that interested (you should get better parents!), and to be honest, I don't like to move fast. Meet parents on the fiftieth date, I think.

Anyway, while it hurts my soul to infinity that you will not answer my questions, luckily, I copied down the questions just in case you forgot. Don't worry, I'll just answer them for you!

The questions I know Lamik meant to answer with the answers he surely would have said: 

1. Do you have a close relationship with your parents? Yes! I have the closest relationship with my parents, clearly, as I told them about the love of my life: Joy Marianna Haynes! They know that I saved her life twice, kind of like that muggle book, Romeo and Juliet!
2. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? I am an only child, but I wish I had siblings, because they could teach me that girls are not scary! Gone are the days of the patriarchy, now are the days where the boyfriend listens to the girlfriend! Hopefully mum and dad will make another little Fillestar so I can educate my future brother or sister on these things.
3. Do you think you’ll always live in the home of your family? No, I will live wherever Mari wants to live, if she keeps me for that long! Didn't you read the last question? The woman makes the decisions nowadays! Down with the patriarchy!
4. Do you know how your parents met? They met at Hogwarts, of course! Mum was a Hufflepuff and Dad was a Gryffindor. They met when this crazed boy stabbed Mum in the abandoned toilets and he gave her cpr...oh wait, this wasn't what we were going to tell our kids?
5. What’s your nickname at home? My nickname is tickle pickle. I hope Mari will call me that someday, too.
6. Do you have an extended family? How often do you see them? I do have an extended family, but they are not nearly as charming as me.
7. What’s your favorite quote from a TV show or movie? "I love you!"
8. What kinds of music/sports are you into? I like whatever Mari likes.
9. What was the last book you’ve read? Go Dog Go. I'm still working on my letters.
10. What was the recent book that made an impression on you? ...just kidding! Of course it was A Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2! I've got to study up so I can earn a lot of money to take Mari out on cool dates!
I11. When is your birthday? April Fools, of course!
12. What’s your zodiac sign? Hottie.
13. What accomplishment are you most proud of? When I saved Mari's life, the first time. Who would have guessed I would have done that for a stranger!
14. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? When I saved Mari's life, the second time! She was so grateful! Burning to a crisp, and I cured her just like that!
15. Why did you break up with your ex? (Ask this if you know for a fact that he/she has an ex) She said I was too hot for her. Or he. I don't know.
16. Have you ever been in love? Of course...but it's too soon to say that.
17. What was your first impression of me? That you were gushing blood on the toilet floor.
18. What’s your idea of the perfect date? Preferably eating by the best view of the lake. We'll hire a first year to be our waiter and another to be our host, and the house elves will set out a picnic blanket! It'll be so romantic.
19. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about in soul mates? I used to be a hater, but I believed in love in first sight when I first laid eyes on you. Of course I believe in soul mates!
20. If you had a chance to be anyone for a whole day, who would you be and why? I would be your pet owl that you're going to get next month, so we could hang out all the time
21. What’s the most critical thing you want to achieve in your life? Preferably graduate to third year. Maybe win the Quidditch cup, too!
22. Can you sum up your life’s philosophy in one sentence? Save Mari. All day and night.
23. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose to live? Holt, England.
24. If a genie grants you three wishes, what would they be? I'd give them all to Mari, of course!
25. If you could take one day off to do anything you want, how would you spend the day? Anything Mari wanted to do.
26. Which town/city did you grow up in? Somewhere in the UK
27. Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends? I'm still a child, silly!
28. What’s your favorite childhood memory? When I met you.
29. What’s the most embarrassing or naughtiest thing you did when you were young? I'm always a bit naughty....just kidding, I'm a baby. But it was pretty embarrassing when I denied dating Mari.
30. If you can go back to do one thing differently, what would that be? I would save Mari from getting stabbed in the first place.
31. Which part of your past would you like to relive? The first time Mari kissed me.
32. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Whatever Mari wanted.
33. Would you rather become rich or famous? Rich, so I could buy Mari whatever she wanted!
34. Do you think it’s easier to ask for permission or forgiveness? Forgiveness. Mari, will you forgive me for saying that we aren't dating? I was only joking.
35. If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d buy? I'd buy Mari whatever she needed.
36. What do you think the future of the world is going to be like? I think I'll be Minister of Magic, because I'm just that smart!
37. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, because the birth of a creature is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I'm so deep, I know.
38. When was the last time when you honestly felt appreciated or loved? When I received this owl just a few seconds ago!
39. What parts of your life have improved in the previous 5 or 10 years? I met you. I was only 2 10 years ago, not much has happened.
40. What parts of your life have worsened in the last 5 or 10 years? That summer vacation happened so we had to be separated
41. In your opinion, what’s the primary cause of loneliness? Being away from you.
42. Why aren’t there more meaningful relationships out there when that’s what everyone wants? Because no one has met anyone as special as the relationship between Mari and Lamik
43. What type of instrument reflects your personality? The Tuba. Deep and protective of all the music and events around us.
44. Who is your number one fan/supporter? Mari!
45. How would you describe your favorite color without the use of color words? Calming and protective.
46. Have the roles of your family members changed since you were still a child? No.
47. Was there ever a time in your life when you felt like faith was a real thing? I believed in faith when fate aligned to bring us together.
48, 49, 50, 51. Have you ever been in other countries? What did you learn during your travels? How different were things there from here? Were there any similarities? Yes, when I went to Hogwarts. I learned that education is important, but Hogwarts is really there for love. Things were different because I found love, things were similar because...the sky was blue
52. Do you feel more comfortable or in the city? At Hogwarts
53. In your opinion, what makes humanity successful? Love.
54. If you could travel anywhere in a blink of an eye, where would you go? To wherever you are.
55. What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Joy. Marianna. Haynes.
56. What is the ugliest thing in the world? Anyone who says otherwise.
57. Do you work out a lot? Of course. I am very fit.
58. What do you look for in a guy/girl? I look for someone who is the size of a small child, is in Hufflepuff, has beautifully ratty hair and rich skin. Aka, whatever you look like!
59. How do you stay so attractive? I have to stay hot to impress Mari!
60. How are you so good at your job? (You can also ask about a sport or hobby he/she does well) I study a lot because good grades get me a good job which means more money to spend on you!
61. What would your ideal date be? Hogsmeade...let's sneak there next year!
62. Where did you learn to be so funny? I read a joke book.
63. What was the first thought that popped into your mind when you met me? Hmmm...she's gushing blood. I should probably go save her!
64. What’s the best date you’ve ever been on? Can I say our first date, even though it hasn't happened yet?
65. Who is your celebrity crush? Lord Voldemort...just kidding, but Mari isn't a celebrity...yet
66. Should guys always make the first move or should girls do it too? I thought it was cute that Mari kissed me first. It was hot.
67. Which would you prefer that people see you as smart or sexy? What does sexy mean?
68. Are you looking for a relationship anytime soon? wink wink.
69. What’s the one thing that makes you happy? Mari Haynes
70. What pet names appeal to you? Tickle Pickle
71. What’s your biggest turn on when you’re on a date with someone? What's a turn on?
72, 73. Can you describe yourself in 3 words? Okay, now can you explain me using just three words? Gryffindor, Lamik, boyfriend. Hot, perfect, angel.
74. Are your parents as attractive as you? Sure thing.
75. Do you prefer cuddling or making out? Making out, of course.
76. If you could have any job you wanted, what would you choose to be? Minister of Magic. I like the power.
77. What’s the one thing you’d lie about to your significant other? There's nothing to lie about, you are perfect, Mari!
78. What was your first date like? I'm hoping we'll have one in the Great Hall as soon as we get back to school.
79. What makes you feel the most nervous? When you grab my hand...it gives me butterflies!
80. Would you rather have x-ray vision or have the power of invisibility? Invisibility, so we can sneak to Hogsmeade together and have another date.
81. If you could change anything in your life, what would you change? I would smooch you many, many more times.
82. Would you like to go out on a date with me? Wink, wink.

Wow, that was so nice, boyfriend! I am so grateful that you took the time to write that about me. Anyway, what else are you doing this summer? I'm going to get a pet soon; I'm hoping an owl. Do you have a pet? Well, write soon!

Have a nice day, boyfriend.

Sincerely,

Mari Haynes