Summoning the Toilet Demon
We shall all summon the Toilet Demon and scare away enemies!
Attention Hogwarts Staff & Students: The Toilet Demon is here.
Tired of Death Eaters hiding in the dark corners of the castle? Sick of Voldemort’s leftover followers ruining a perfectly good Tuesday? Harry Potter finally gave up on simple disarming charms and summoned the ultimate subterranean weapon: The Toilet Demon.
Rising straight out of the castle’s ancient pipes, this foul, sulfurous fiend doesn't care about your pure-blood legacy or your fancy Shield Charms. If your haven has plumbing, you aren't safe. It surges up from the porcelain and drags dark wizards down into the abyss before they can even draw a wand.
Targeted Tracking: Hunts down enemies through any connected pipe in the castle.
Unstoppable Scourge: Bypasses standard defensive hexes entirely.
Total Cleanliness: One flush, and your dark wizard problems vanish forever.
"I used to waste my breath on Expelliarmus. Now I just turn the handle and let the plumbing handle the rest."
— Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived & Porcelain Conjurer
Attention Hogwarts Staff & Students: The Toilet Demon is here.
Tired of Death Eaters hiding in the dark corners of the castle? Sick of Voldemort’s leftover followers ruining a perfectly good Tuesday? Harry Potter finally gave up on simple disarming charms and summoned the ultimate subterranean weapon: The Toilet Demon.
Rising straight out of the castle’s ancient pipes, this foul, sulfurous fiend doesn't care about your pure-blood legacy or your fancy Shield Charms. If your haven has plumbing, you aren't safe. It surges up from the porcelain and drags dark wizards down into the abyss before they can even draw a wand.
Targeted Tracking: Hunts down enemies through any connected pipe in the castle.
Unstoppable Scourge: Bypasses standard defensive hexes entirely.
Total Cleanliness: One flush, and your dark wizard problems vanish forever.
"I used to waste my breath on Expelliarmus. Now I just turn the handle and let the plumbing handle the rest."
— Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived & Porcelain Conjurer