Sonnets of a Sorcerer
3 April 2026
There once a boy from Wales
Who loved reading nice fairy tales,
Once he opened one book,
All the pages shook,
And the book landed, flipped, on the rails.
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
4 April 2026
There once a Spanish man,
Who had a permanent tan.
He went in the sun,
Had lots of fun,
And came back with a darker tan.
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
5 April 2026
If you take tomatoes to Spain,
You'll have to endure pain,
If you take them in August
Do carry some sawdust
It'll be La Tomatina then.