2 Apr 2026, 12:15
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
How are my limericks?
This is just a thread where I'll post limericks once in a while. You may comment on them.

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood | GEORGE CALDER|
STA - 6 EVA - 6 STR - 5 WIS - 8 ARC - 5 ACC - 5

3 Apr 2026, 14:01
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
3 April 2026

There once a boy from Wales
Who loved reading nice fairy tales,
Once he opened one book,
All the pages shook,
And the book landed, flipped, on the rails.

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood | GEORGE CALDER|
STA - 6 EVA - 6 STR - 5 WIS - 8 ARC - 5 ACC - 5

4 Apr 2026, 06:29
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
4 April 2026

There once a Spanish man,
Who had a permanent tan.
He went in the sun,
Had lots of fun,
And came back with a darker tan.

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood | GEORGE CALDER|
STA - 6 EVA - 6 STR - 5 WIS - 8 ARC - 5 ACC - 5

5 Apr 2026, 11:14
Sonnets of a Sorcerer
5 April 2026

If you take tomatoes to Spain,
You'll have to endure pain,
If you take them in August
Do carry some sawdust
It'll be La Tomatina then.

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood | GEORGE CALDER|
STA - 6 EVA - 6 STR - 5 WIS - 8 ARC - 5 ACC - 5